Santa : Oye, salman khan ki KICK film k baad
uss ki upcoming film kaunsi h pata hai..
Banta: nahi batana kaunsi hai????
Santa: KIck k baad self start
kisi ko batana maat secret hai....
Mom Ka Raja Beta
Jailer : Faasi se pehle kisse miloge?
Santa : Biwi Se
Jailer : Maa-Baap se nahi
जिनकी बीवी खूबसूरत है उनको ना जà
Santa: Meet my wife Tina
Banta: Oh! I know her
Santa: How?
Banta: We were
Taj Mahal ko dekh kar
bola shahjahan ka pota..
Taj Mahal ko dekh k
जो लड़की कभी नही हँसती उसे
कà¥
Santa to mom - Apne mujhe kese pehchana
Santa : Mom kya aapne mujhe paida hone se pehle dekha tha?
Mom : Nahi to b
Wife: Khana kha liya?
Husband: Khana kha liya?
Wife: Batao na.
Husband: Bata
When You Kidding With Your Dr.
Dr. Kal Apka Appointment Tham Kal Kyu Nahi Aye..
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Patie
आप अच्छे हो,
ईमानदार हो,
संस्काà¤