Santa : Oye, salman khan ki KICK film k baad
uss ki upcoming film kaunsi h pata hai..
Banta: nahi batana kaunsi hai????
Santa: KIck k baad self start
kisi ko batana maat secret hai....
स्पेशल फार्मूला –
अगर पांच सौ लो
While in examination hall :
1st one hour – calligraphy
When You Get Your Phone Repaired From A Local Shop
When You Get Your Phone Repaired From A Local Shop
"गर्लफ्रेन्ड को अपनी पलकों पर बैठा लो
Husband texts to wife on cell..
“Hi,what r you doing Darling?”
Wife:
Someone 3 may ko lockdown khatam ho jayega na
Someone 3 may ko lockdown khatam ho jayega na
Me - Papa Mujhe Kuch Banna hai ab..
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Papa- ky
Problems- Shutup I Love You So Much Be Like
Me- I Hate Problems..
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Problems- Shutup I Lov
Santa : People consider me as a “GOD”.
Banta : How do you know??
प्लास्टिक की थैली को बिहार सरक
