Santa : Oye, salman khan ki KICK film k baad
uss ki upcoming film kaunsi h pata hai..
Banta: nahi batana kaunsi hai????
Santa: KIck k baad self start
kisi ko batana maat secret hai....
sapaa: hum apko mobile denge,laptop denge,cycle denge...
Janta; Aur naukri maalik??
एक आदमी अपने ख्यालों में इतना खोया रह
Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."<
rajesh me noor na hota,
Tanha Dil itna majbur na hota,
Hum aapko k
Papa : Whom u like more mama or papa?
Kid : Both
Papa : No tell me 1?
Kid
Reason Behind Dhoni's Retirement
Reason Behind Dhoni's Retirement
Phle ghar jate Parle-g khate the or ab...
hamare bigadne ka kya alam bataye galib
pehle ghar jate waqt " Parle-g" khate huye jate
टीचर: नेता जी, आपका बेटा फेल हो गया है
Me- Apni Marji se Shaadi Kar Lu
Me - Agar Main Apni marzi se shaadi kar lu to kya karoge..
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When The Train Stops On A Station
When The Train Stops On A Station..
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Chai And Samose Waley Be Like