Newly married husband puts a notice in front of his residence:
FOR SALE Computer and Encyclopedia both in good condition.
Reason for selling: No longer needed. Got married. Wife knows EVERYTHING ...with backup server called
"Mother In Law "
Masala Guess Karo Hum Kaha Hai
Mom- Wo Falana Masala Pass Kar.
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Me- Kaunse D
Me Trying To Come in relationship
Me Trying To Come in relationship..
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Relatios
पिता : फोन पर कौन था?
Girl frnd (romantic mood main) : aaj ghr koi nai hai aa jao.
Boy : t
Daaru Lekar Abhi Tak Nahi Aaya
शाम ख़ामोश है, पेड़ों पे उजाला क
वो टाइम गया जब लडकिया सपनो के राजकुमा
Yo momma is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Gusse Me Thoda Idhar Udhar Nikal Jata Hu
Dil Se Main Bahut Achha Hu.
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Bas Vo gusse Me
बीवी से परेशान एक आदमी.
सुसा
Ek Interview Mein,
Interviewer: Scooter Kaise Chalta Hai?
Santa: D
