Newly married husband puts a notice in front of his residence:
FOR SALE Computer and Encyclopedia both in good condition.
Reason for selling: No longer needed. Got married. Wife knows EVERYTHING ...with backup server called
"Mother In Law "
Yo momma is so poor she created a gmail account just so she can eat the spam.
Tumhari Yaad Me Aadhi Ho Gayi Hu
Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein
15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun,
muj
When Mom says Go to market
and
you said - No..
 
कैप्सूल खा के बनाई हुई बॉडी,
जमीन ब
When Its My Favorite Songs
Someone Single or mingle
HAHA Wala Post Hai
My Phone Screenshot And Memes
Lady Secretary: Sir, It's ur wife's call.
She wants to kiss U on the phone.
Boss:
Call Uthao