Newly married husband puts a notice in front of his residence:
FOR SALE Computer and Encyclopedia both in good condition.
Reason for selling: No longer needed. Got married. Wife knows EVERYTHING ...with backup server called
"Mother In Law "
santa ke ghar 20 saal baad bachha hua, usse dekh kr santa udaash ho gya !!!
Banta(
Santa : Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, "I AM GOING"?
Banta : Main jaa raha hun.
Santa
Daaru Lekar Abhi Tak Nahi Aaya
शाम ख़ामोश है, पेड़ों पे उजाला क
When The Train Stops On A Station
When The Train Stops On A Station..
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Chai And Samose Waley Be Like
I will never again drink
After Quarantine Is Over Boys
When Someone Says Tere to maje Hai
When Someone Says Tere to maje Hai
Thanksgiving Day comes, by statute, once a year;
But, for an honest
पप्पु की गाड़ी कीचड मे फँस गई ..
Interviewer: What is a skeleton?
Santa: Sir, skeleton is a person who star