Newly married husband puts a notice in front of his residence:
FOR SALE Computer and Encyclopedia both in good condition.
Reason for selling: No longer needed. Got married. Wife knows EVERYTHING ...with backup server called
"Mother In Law "
संता पेड़ पर उल्टे लटके हुए था,
बंता
LIC Agent - Sir Ek Bahut Badhiya Plan Hai..
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Me - Izzat Se S
Vo Stories Mein Apni Pictures Ke Sath Gaana Lagana Zaruri hai Kya..
Vo Stories Mein Apni Pictures Ke Sath Gaana Lagana Zaruri hai Kya..
Police Inspector: Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?
Husband: The thief was s
ससुर — तुम दारू पियत हो कबहु बताये न
Pati- tumahre mjak karne ki aadat pasand hai
पत्नी: ए जी, सच सच बताओ की आ
Gabbar: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ….Jo dargaya wo samjho margaya… batao
Har baat me ungli krna jruri hai kya ? -__-
Jab ghee sidhi ungli se na nikle to
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कसम से.. एग्जाम वाली रात ऐसी नींद आती ह
5th April Diwali Time