Newly married husband puts a notice in front of his residence:
FOR SALE Computer and Encyclopedia both in good condition.
Reason for selling: No longer needed. Got married. Wife knows EVERYTHING ...with backup server called
"Mother In Law "
Bache Ko Shopping Nahi karayi To..
Me - Mom Mujhe Ye dila do..
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Mom - Nahi
Yo momma go outside in red dress
yo momma so fat that when she went outside in a red dress everyone said "Heyy koolaid"
Ek Interview Mein,
Interviewer: Scooter Kaise Chalta Hai?
Santa: D
संता (नौकर से) – ज़रा देख
father ya To tu phone chhod de ya ghar
When Someone Is About to leave me
When Someone Is About to leave me..
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Me - Pehli Fursat Me Ni
Bahu : Babuji, I am going to Supermarket.
Aloknath : Take my Sanskaar Beta !
Bahu : B
"क्या हुआ जो उसने रचा ली मेहँदी
हम
Me Going To My Ex's Wedding..
Mujhe Upar Pohcha do