Pappu aur Traffic Policeman

Posted on 8th Dec 2014 01:41 pm by mohit kumar

Traffic Policeman: 100 fine de aur nikal jaa yahaan se.
Pappu: Sir! Satyamev Jayate waapas aa raha hai…
Traffic Policeman:
Achchha theek hai.
To yeh le 500 ki receipt…
Pappu: Sir Sir! Main to mazaak kar raha tha!!

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