Flight me Pilot ne announce kia :
'Hum ek ghante me land karne wale hain.
Fir wo mic band karna bhool gaya aur co-pilot se bola :
'Ab to bas ek garam chai piyunga,
fir Air Hostess ki Pappi lunga...
Air Hostess ye sun kar mic band karwane ke liye bhaagi,
aur 1 bachche k pair me fas kar gir gayi.
Bachcha bola : Tujhe badi jaldi hai
suna nahi ?
Woh pehle chai piyega... ‼ ‼
कौन बनेगा करोड़पतिअमिताभ: श्री
पब्लिक टॉयलेट में लिखा था
'दुनिया
सन्ता बंता से :- भाई तू अपने ऑफिस
He: Baby Main Gaali Nahi Deta.
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She: Main Nah
Memory card Nahi Ration card Hai
Jatt : Mujhe mobile me MP3 songs dalwane hai.
Mobile Shop Wala : Memory ca
Pest In The Kitchen After Family Goes To Sleep Be Like..
Pest In The Kitchen After Family Goes To Sleep Be Like..
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Pe
Wife: Suno Doctor Ne Muje 1 Mahina Aaram K Liye,
Switzerland Ya Paris Jaane Ko Kaha Hai.<
लड़की जब फ्रेंड बनती है तो भले ही
Raabert: Boss mere dono bachon ke liye koi naam bataiye.
Ajeet: Ek ka naam
When Relatives Come Home..
