Daya khooni andar hai ... tod do darwaza...

Posted on 2nd Jan 2015 05:23 pm by amit yadav

Gandhi : Hinsa achi baatnhi, use chor do...
Einstein : Samay rukta nhi, to use mod do...
Manmohan: Theek hai...
Sonia : Desh k liye mujhe votedo...
Arnold Schwarzenegger : Biceps build karne
k liye uspar load do...
Bill Gates : Windows unlockkarne k liye use code do!
Rajnikanth : Oye admin ! mere kaarname
duniya k samne lana chhoddo

And d best 1


CP Praduman : Daya, khooni andar hai main
kehta hu darwaza tod do..

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