Daya khooni andar hai ... tod do darwaza...


Posted on 2nd Jan 2015 05:23 pm by amit yadav

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Rajnikanth : Oye admin ! mere kaarname
duniya k samne lana chhoddo


And d best 1


CP Praduman : Daya, khooni andar hai main
kehta hu darwaza tod do..

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