Girlfriend Date Pe Bahut Hi Choti Skirt Pahan Ke Aayi...
Use Dekh Ke Boyfriend Bola...
Boyfriend : Itni Choti Skirt?, Tumhari Maa Ne Kuch Nahi Kaha?”
Girlfriend: Maa To Bahut Gussa Hui Aur Boli Dobara Meri Skirt Pahni To Bahut Marungi
Yeh Aapka Niche gir Gaya Hai
Yaar Wo Mera Call Nahi Utha Rahi
Yaar Wo Mera Call Nahi Utha Rahi
Paab Bana Raha Hai Ya Vaccine
When Your best friend decides to go back to her ex..
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Wife:- Aji Sunte Ho Ji?
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Husband:- Kya?
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Wife:- Wo Gu
Someone: Tum Single Kyu Ho
बढ़ती हुई मंहगाई
और घटती हुई कमाई
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darlin
Perfect Girl is duniya mai nhi milti hai...
A perfect girl:
Na kabhi tang karti hai,
na kabhi cheekhti chillaati hai,
na ka
kya larki thi...
Shohar: Kal mere khuab main ek larki aai thi,
Wah! kya l
