Boy on date in restaurant...

Posted on 2nd Jan 2015 05:45 pm by amit yadav

Boy on date in Restaurant

Boy : Jaan tum se ek baat kehna chahta hun...

Girl : Kya...??

Boy : I already have a girl friend...

Girl : Dara diya saale, mujhe laga paise nai hai...

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लेखक पति अपनी पत्नी से। ..!!

 

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When I Am Watching Cartoons And Someone changes the channel..

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Pahalwan : 4 ko ..

When Relatives Ask For Carrer

 

Relative- Beta bade hokar kya banoge..

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Me - jinda raho

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When Nibbi Boyfriend Block her..

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Le Nibbi -

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