Boy on date in restaurant...


Posted on 2nd Jan 2015 05:45 pm by amit yadav

Boy on date in Restaurant

Boy : Jaan tum se ek baat kehna chahta hun...

Girl : Kya...??

Boy : I already have a girl friend...

Girl : Dara diya saale, mujhe laga paise nai hai...

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Maa ka Hathyar

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Maa: Bolo beta.

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