Ladki ne new laptop liya....
Sham ko bhadkte hue vapis aai aur dukan wale se boli :
ye lapy bekar he, isme purane pc ki file paste nahi ho rahi he.
Shopkeepr : not possible ye latest laptop he
aur isme aisa ho hi nahi sakta.
Ap jara bataegi kese kiya aap ne copy paste ?
Ladki shop keeper ko ghar le gai ,
apne computer ko on kiya mouse se right click karke file copy ki
fir PC se mouse nikal ke laptop me lagaya,
aur right click karke boli :
dekho paste ka option kha he ?
Shopkeeper on the spot behosh...
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2020 Be Like
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"I gotta bag full of nuts for you."
"You
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Khushiya Miley Aaj Ke Din Apko happy Bday
हमारे लिए ख़ास है आज का दिन,
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