Ladki ne new laptop liya....
Sham ko bhadkte hue vapis aai aur dukan wale se boli :
ye lapy bekar he, isme purane pc ki file paste nahi ho rahi he.
Shopkeepr : not possible ye latest laptop he
aur isme aisa ho hi nahi sakta.
Ap jara bataegi kese kiya aap ne copy paste ?
Ladki shop keeper ko ghar le gai ,
apne computer ko on kiya mouse se right click karke file copy ki
fir PC se mouse nikal ke laptop me lagaya,
aur right click karke boli :
dekho paste ka option kha he ?
Shopkeeper on the spot behosh...
21 Din Me Pesa Double
Jab Chai Mein Biscuit Doob Jaye
Jab Chai Mein Biscuit Doob Jaye
Boy: तुम मुझसे कितना प्यार करती हो?
Girl:
अध्यापक- बताओ! सबसे ज्यादा नशा किस ची
Me Nowadays
Har baat me ungli krna jruri hai kya ? -__-
Jab ghee sidhi ungli se na nikle to
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Dost ne dusre dost se dosti khatam kardi..
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2nd Dost udaas nahi tha..
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Santa ko ladki se pyar ho gaya
संता : ओ , लड़की देख , कितनी
Munna Tripathi Of Mumbai Indians..
Munna Tripathi Of Mumbai Indians..
Malls- Open
Restaurants- Open
Barbershop- Open
