Ladki ne new laptop liya....
Sham ko bhadkte hue vapis aai aur dukan wale se boli :
ye lapy bekar he, isme purane pc ki file paste nahi ho rahi he.
Shopkeepr : not possible ye latest laptop he
aur isme aisa ho hi nahi sakta.
Ap jara bataegi kese kiya aap ne copy paste ?
Ladki shop keeper ko ghar le gai ,
apne computer ko on kiya mouse se right click karke file copy ki
fir PC se mouse nikal ke laptop me lagaya,
aur right click karke boli :
dekho paste ka option kha he ?
Shopkeeper on the spot behosh...
लड़का (रोमांटिक अंदाज में):
जान देख
Doctor- Bache Ko Ubaal Kar Paani Pilana
Doctor santa se = Bachche ko ubaal kar paani pilana..
Santa = Bachche ko u
जज - सुना है पिछले दस साल से तुमने अपनी
Pakistani Players Watching IPL Auction Be Like...
Pakistani Players Watching IPL Auction Be Like...
Me after every 10 minute freeze me
After every 10 mins..
Me - aur kuch hai freeze mein khane k
चीन वाले क्या जानें…
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अगर तू बता दे कि मेरी टोकरी में
Definition of Honeymoon:
a man's last holiday
before he starts working
fo
Funny meanings of places in
english
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1=Large State
"Maha-Rastra"
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