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Posted on 16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by admin

Two high school sweethearts who went out together for four years in high school were both virgins; they enjoyed losing their virginity with each other in 10th grade. When they graduated, they wanted to both go to the same college but the girl was accepted to a college on the east coast, and the guy went to the west coast. They agreed to be faithful to each other and spend anytime they could together. As time went on, the guy would call the girl and she would never be home, and when he wrote, she would take weeks to return the letters. Even when he emailed her, she took days to return his messages. Finally, she confessed to him she wanted to date around. He didn't take this very well and increased his calls, letters, and emails trying to win back her love. Because she became annoyed, and now had a new boyfriend, she wanted to get him off her back. So, what she did is this: she took a Polaroid picture of her sucking her new boyfriend's unmentionables and sent it to her old boyfriend with a note reading, "I found a new boyfriend, leave me alone." Well, needless to say, this guy was heartbroken but, even more so, was pissed. So, what he did next was awesome. He wrote on the back of the photo the following, "Dear Mom and Dad, having a great time at college, please send more money!" and mailed the picture to her parents.

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Alia bhatt reading news paper

 

News:

"Indian athlete lost gold medal in long jump"

Aalia comments

ICU Me Hosh Aaya

 

Baith kar apni mehbuba ki zulfo k saye me aisa josh aaya,

wah wah!

Na Nahane Walo ke sath holi khelenge

जो पूरी सर्दी नहीं नहाए

हो रही है उ

Chamche- Ab Hoga Insaaf

 

भाई माफ़ी मांगता फिर रहा है,

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Dhyan Se Dekhiye Is Aurat Ko

 

Uss Aurat Ko Iss Baat Ki Bhanak tak Nahi thi ki ab 

memer uska kya ha

Homemade Jalebi

 

Homemade Jalebi

I Love This company

I Love This company

Pyaar tune kya kiya

Barbad..

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Boht barbad..

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phir aate hai ye dekhne wale..

Neighbour Aunty During Gossip..

Neighbour Aunty During Gossip..

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Aunty - Oh Ji Namak Shamak,

What do you want to do in future

Principal – Student, What you want to become when you grow old?

Student –