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Posted on
16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by
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Two high school sweethearts who went out together for four years in high school
were both virgins; they enjoyed losing their virginity with each other in 10th
grade. When they graduated, they wanted to both go to the same college but the
girl was accepted to a college on the east coast, and the guy went to the west
coast.
They agreed to be faithful to each other and spend anytime they could together.
As time went on, the guy would call the girl and she would never be home, and
when he wrote, she would take weeks to return the letters. Even when he emailed
her, she took days to return his messages. Finally, she confessed to him she
wanted to date around. He didn't take this very well and increased his calls,
letters, and emails trying to win back her love.
Because she became annoyed, and now had a new boyfriend, she wanted to get
him off her back. So, what she did is this: she took a Polaroid picture of her
sucking her new boyfriend's unmentionables and sent it to her old boyfriend
with a note reading, "I found a new boyfriend, leave me alone."
Well, needless to say, this guy was heartbroken but, even more so, was pissed.
So, what he did next was awesome. He wrote on the back of the photo the following,
"Dear Mom and Dad, having a great time at college, please send more money!"
and mailed the picture to her parents.
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