In Jail..
Sanjay Dutt: Jailer sahab, Mujhe fir se baapu dikh rela hai!
Jailer: Kidhar?
Sanjay Dutt: Wo udhar dhoti mein..
Jailer: Abe Asaram Baapu hai wo!!
आलिया भट्ट ने इंडिगो ऑफिस में फ़ोन किय
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
बॉय – I love You..!!
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गर्ल –
Dost ne dusre dost se dosti khatam kardi..
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2nd Dost udaas nahi tha..
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When Sister Wear New Dress
शरीर कहता है कसरत कर ले,
When Your GF Told You Don't Understand Her
She - Tum Meri Baat Nahi Samajhte..
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Uski Baatein Be Like
Me Giving This Note To Shopkeeper Be Like...
Me Giving This Note To Shopkeeper Be Like...
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Shopkeeper Be
Santa : Oye, salman khan ki KICK film k baad
uss ki upcoming film kaunsi h pata hai..
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Singing Studio And Singing Studio Lite version
Singing Studio And Singing Studio Lite version