Frustrated professional joke

Posted on 8th Dec 2014 01:44 pm by mohit kumar

Boss : kaha gaye the
Employee : bal katwane
Boss : Office hours me?
Employee : bal bade bhi to Office hours me hue hai………
Boss : ghar me bhi to badhte hai
Employee : ganja ho kar to nahi aaya hu… jitne office me badhe the utn hee katwaye hai!!

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