Boss : kaha gaye the
Employee : bal katwane
Boss : Office hours me?
Employee : bal bade bhi to Office hours me hue hai………
Boss : ghar me bhi to badhte hai
Employee : ganja ho kar to nahi aaya hu… jitne office me badhe the utn hee katwaye hai!!
Wife : Main tumhari yaad mein 15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun, mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?
boyfriend kanhi or milna chahta hai
boyfriend- kal se hum kanhi or milenge
girlfriend- kun ?
boyfriend- bade ja
Pehechan Kon
Jaha Ijjat Na Mile Wala Rehna Nahi Chahiye
Others People - jaha ijjat na mile wala rehna nahi chahiye..
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Never underestimate the power of three things;
1. Wife angry for a reason;
2. Wife angr
Rahul (Pahalwan Se) : Tum kitne aadami ko utha sakte hoo..
Pahalwan : 4 ko ..
गर्लफ्रेंड: मेरे पापा ने मुझे नया मोब
His and Her reaction For Slap
Santa Ke TV Check Karne Ke Tarika
बंता :- क्या हुआ संता ये टीवी को पानी म