Boss : kaha gaye the
Employee : bal katwane
Boss : Office hours me?
Employee : bal bade bhi to Office hours me hue hai………
Boss : ghar me bhi to badhte hai
Employee : ganja ho kar to nahi aaya hu… jitne office me badhe the utn hee katwaye hai!!
Shohar : Kal mere khuab main ek larki aai thi,
Wah! kya larki thi.
Manmohan Singh sabjee lene gaye…
Sabji wale se puchha:
Bhindi ka bhaav kya hai?<
Wife : Main tumhari yaad mein 15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun, mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?
After Everyone Leaves The House And I Stay
After Everyone Leaves The House And I Stay..
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Me - Finally I
Q: What do Harry Potter and Charlie Brown have in common?
A: They're both
Woh raat Apun 2 bajey tak piya
Woh raat Apun 2 bajey tak piya
Padosi: Yaar tere ghar se roz hansi ki awaz aati hai,
Is khush haal zindagi ka raaz kya h
What is loud and obnoxious?
Wife: What is loud and obnoxious?
Husband : my wife.
Bollywood Me Pyar Karne Ka Pesa Lagta Hai
Film me sharukh khan kajol ko pyar kar raha tha..
Wife : Dekho Sarukh kajol ko kitna pyar
You Had One Job
