Boss : kaha gaye the
Employee : bal katwane
Boss : Office hours me?
Employee : bal bade bhi to Office hours me hue hai………
Boss : ghar me bhi to badhte hai
Employee : ganja ho kar to nahi aaya hu… jitne office me badhe the utn hee katwaye hai!!
Aapki beti Meri Fan..
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rok lo aunty if u can.
Tujhe Kya Itni Panchat hai
Pati- Daru Peekar Raat Ko Late Ghar Aata Hai.
Patni- Haath Me Jhhadu Liye Samne Khadi Dhi
Someone - Life Kesi Chal Rahi hai..
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Me - bas 60-70 mem
Taimur Be Like Apna Kaam Khallas..
Kareena Kapoor Khan And Saif Ali Khan Are Expecting Their Second Child
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When Relatives Ask For A Results
Beta tumhara result kya aaya..
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Me - Uncle Pehle ye kheer kh
Me After Asking rs 200 with family for friend bday and only spending rs100
Me After Asking rs 200 with family for friend bday and only spending rs100.
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