Boss : kaha gaye the
Employee : bal katwane
Boss : Office hours me?
Employee : bal bade bhi to Office hours me hue hai………
Boss : ghar me bhi to badhte hai
Employee : ganja ho kar to nahi aaya hu… jitne office me badhe the utn hee katwaye hai!!
Santa: “God, If you give me 100 rupees, I will donate 50 rupees in temple”.
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Indian version of Knock Knock Jokes
Knock Knock....
Who’s there?
Yuvraaj
You’ve Raj then I have R
Gusse Me Thoda Idhar Udhar Nikal Jata Hu
Dil Se Main Bahut Achha Hu.
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Bas Vo gusse Me
Father: What's the name of our PM ?, funny reply by son ^_^
Father : What's the name of our PM ? America = Humare yahan 90% shaadiyan e-mail se hoti hai.. Santa = Kya baat Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republi Tumhara iphone Kon C company ka Hai Tumhara iphone Kon C company ka Hai
Son : We don't have PM in our Country.
पप्पू - ये जिनपिंग कौन है ?
टीचर - बे
When You Want To Become A CBI Officer
When You Want To Become A CBI..
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But parents Force You
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