Husband Wife Jokes

Bada Faayda

Husband: Tumse shaadi karke mujhe ek bahut bada faayda hua hai!
Wife: Woh kya?

Where Do I Keep Money

Wife: Wherever I keep the money our son steals it. I don't know what to do about it, where do I k

Namak Le Aao

Wife to her husband: Suno, aate hue zara kitchen se namak lete aana.
Husband (kitchen se): Y

Wife Ki Nakal

Wife: Khana kha liya?
Husband: Khana kha liya?

Wife: Batao na.
Husband: Bata

Husband and Wife

Husband asks: Do u know the meaning of wife?
'Without Infomation Fighting Everytime'.

Expiry Date

Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? Yo

Facebook and Whats app Conversation

On "What'sapp"
Wife: Kab se wai

Aji Sunte Ho Ji

Wife:- Aji Sunte Ho Ji??
Husband:- Kya?
Wife:- Wo Gupta Ji Ki Beti,

Ek cup Coffee

Ladies of 1970s:
Husb: Ek cup Coffee!
Wife: Abhi laee ji.
Ladies of 1980s:

Cricket Match

Pati patni tv par cricket dekh rahe the,

Player ne six mara dono hi khush huye...

Husband ka reply

Agar meri shaadi kisi ‘Raakshas’ se bhi ho jaati
to bhi main itni p

Husband Wife In a party

In a party..

Wife: Look At that guy drinking n dancing.!

Husband: Who’s he?

Never Underestimate the power

Never underestimate the power of three things;
1. Wife angry for a reason;
2. Wife angr

Husband, Wife and A Phone Call

Phone rings at night…
Husband: If its for me, then say I am not at home!
Wife (o

Just Kidding

Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Wife: "What does that mean?"

Zeher Recharge
The killer one
Santa: Dekh teri biwi ko saap kaat raha hai!

Banta: Abey wo kaat

To kya doctor ko maaf kar doon??
Santa: Agar operation ke dauran mujhe kuch ho jaye to usi doctor se shaadi kar lena...


Wife Knows Everything

Newly married husband puts a notice in front of his residence:

FOR SALE Computer and Ency

Who is a Girl ???
A Girl is the most Beautiful creation of God. She starts compromising at a very tender age. She sa

Pizza Aadhi Raat


Ek admi Pizza Hut se Pizza lene gaya

Pizza Wala: "Aap MARRIED Ho


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