Husband Wife Jokes

Bada Faayda

Husband: Tumse shaadi karke mujhe ek bahut bada faayda hua hai!
Wife: Woh kya?
Husband:

Where Do I Keep Money

Wife: Wherever I keep the money our son steals it. I don't know what to do about it, where do I k

Namak Le Aao

Wife to her husband: Suno, aate hue zara kitchen se namak lete aana.
Husband (kitchen se): Y

Wife Ki Nakal

Wife: Khana kha liya?
Husband: Khana kha liya?

Wife: Batao na.
Husband: Bata

Husband and Wife

Husband asks: Do u know the meaning of wife?
'Without Infomation Fighting Everytime'.
W

Expiry Date

Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? Yo

Facebook and Whats app Conversation

DIFFERENCE BETWEEN Facebook and Whats app CONVERSATION:
On "What'sapp"
Wife: Kab se wai

Aji Sunte Ho Ji

Wife:- Aji Sunte Ho Ji??
.
Husband:- Kya?
.
Wife:- Wo Gupta Ji Ki Beti,

Ek cup Coffee

Ladies of 1970s:
Husb: Ek cup Coffee!
Wife: Abhi laee ji.
Ladies of 1980s:

Cricket Match

Pati patni tv par cricket dekh rahe the,

Player ne six mara dono hi khush huye...

Husband ka reply

Wife:
Agar meri shaadi kisi ‘Raakshas’ se bhi ho jaati
to bhi main itni p

Husband Wife In a party

In a party..

Wife: Look At that guy drinking n dancing.!

Husband: Who’s he?

Never Underestimate the power

Never underestimate the power of three things;
1. Wife angry for a reason;
2. Wife angr

Husband, Wife and A Phone Call

Phone rings at night…
Husband: If its for me, then say I am not at home!
Wife (o

Just Kidding

Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"

Zeher Recharge
The killer one
Santa: Dekh teri biwi ko saap kaat raha hai!

Banta: Abey wo kaat

To kya doctor ko maaf kar doon??
Santa: Agar operation ke dauran mujhe kuch ho jaye to usi doctor se shaadi kar lena...

B

Wife Knows Everything

Newly married husband puts a notice in front of his residence:

FOR SALE Computer and Ency

Who is a Girl ???
A Girl is the most Beautiful creation of God. She starts compromising at a very tender age. She sa

Pizza Aadhi Raat

AADHI RAAT

Ek admi Pizza Hut se Pizza lene gaya

Pizza Wala: "Aap MARRIED Ho

 

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