How Life Changes...
EK aisa waqt tha...
Dost bolte the...
"Chalo, milkar kuch plan banate hai"
Aur...
Ab bolte hai...
"Chalo milne ka koi plan banate hai " Th
Being different
"Being different is not wrong it can
actually be a beautiful thing"
Real Life & Commands
5 minutes ago you were travelling to office at 80 mph. in your brand new car. Now you are travelling to hospital at double the speed in an ambulance.
Project Manager!
A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display. While he was there, another customer walked in and said to the shopkeeper,
General Motors vs. Microsoft...
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the
computer industry with the auto industry and stated "If GM had kept up
with t
What computer acronyms really stand for:
ISDN - It Still Does Nothing
APPLE - Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
WWW - World Wide Wait
DOS - Defunct Operating System
IBM - I Blame Mi
Software ADs on Doordarshan!
"The man , The Machine, The Software - PeopleSoft VII"
Boy - "I am a PB boy"
Girl - "I am a PB gal"
"Badte bacho ke liye complete software - Power
Technical fault
A priest, a drunkard, and an engineer were all being led to the guillotine to be executed. They ask the priest if he wants to face upward or downward
Super Computer!
The Super Computer stood at the end of the Computer Company's production line. At which point the guided tour eventually arrived. The salesman stepped
Itemized billing!
There was an engineer who had an exceptional gift for fixing all things mechanical. After serving his company loyally for over 30 years, he happi
Techronia Technical Support Services
"The world of technology can be difficult for some." - Press Release
We offer a range of quality services to satisfy any possib
Techronia Phone Support
When the statement "Click Here" isn't clear enough; when "Press any
key to continue..." doesn't provide enough options; when "Are you sure
Techronia Priority Out Of Hours Wanker Service
"I remember one client calling... It was about 2am and he used our
Priority Out of Hours Wanker Service... He called saying that his
OH Women!!
A
sign in the Bank Lobby reads: "Please note that this Bank
is
installing new "Drive-through" te
Computer Viruses
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 1.3gb hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80mb and then slowly expands back to 1.3gb.AT&T VIRUS: Every three minutes it tells
India’s Christians: politics of violence in Orissa
A catastrophic flood across the northeast
Indian state of Bihar has displaced tens of thousands of people and caused
untold damage to the meagre pro
The writer and his art
It was a holiday. But before I would enjoy the mood, I was disturbed by an inexplicable wave of thought.I could not make out what it was. Sudddenly I
What will happen in 2012 ??
The Mayan civilization predicted that on December 21, 2012 something will happen to the world we know. Something will happen that will change our civ
Three-year-old Rishikesh’s life was rudely cut short due to an Open Manhole in Mira Bhayandar
Three-year-old Rishikesh’s life was
rudely cut short due to an Open Manhole in
Mira Bhayandar
By PDBHATIA(Mira-B
Computer communication lingo! !
What does a baby computer call his father?
Data.
What is a computer`s first sign of old age?
Loss of memory.
What happened when the computer fell
