How Life Changes...
EK aisa waqt tha...
Dost bolte the...
"Chalo, milkar kuch plan banate hai"
Aur...
Ab bolte hai...
"Chalo milne ka koi plan banate hai " Th
Being different
"Being different is not wrong it can
actually be a beautiful thing"
OH Women!!
A
sign in the Bank Lobby reads: "Please note that this Bank
is
installing new "Drive-through" te
Computer Viruses
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 1.3gb hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80mb and then slowly expands back to 1.3gb.AT&T VIRUS: Every three minutes it tells
Error Messages
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire become a great writer.
When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuf
Types of Girls
Hard Disk Girls:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM Girls:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
Windows Girls:
Everyone knows
Email Heights
HEIGHT OF REPETITION: Forwarding an email to someone and receiving the same email forwarded back to you by someone in the receiving chain.
HEIGHT OF
Buying E-beg.com
A poor, downtrodden beggar stands on the street, not having much luck. Exasperated and hungry he decides to make a sign, and hastily scrawls the word
Ad Space!
Microsoft to sell Ad space in error messages
Microsoft announced that it is selling advertising space in the error messages that appear in Windows. A
Technically correct!!!
A helicopter was flying above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment
Pilot`s eyesight!
An airline pilot with poor eyesight managed to pass his periodic vision exams
by memorizing the eye charts beforehand.
One year, though, his doctor
IT company
Five cannibals get appointed as programmers in an IT company. During the welcoming ceremony the boss says: "You`re all part of our
team now. You can
10 Commandments Of E-Mail
Thou shalt include a clear and specific subject line.
Thou shalt edit any quoted text down to the minimum thou needs.
Thou shalt read thine ow
Tech Support!!
Why we should feel sorry for tech support people:
A woman called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.
The tech asked her if she was
Computer communication lingo! !
What does a baby computer call his father?
Data.
What is a computer`s first sign of old age?
Loss of memory.
What happened when the computer fell
Steam engine !
This story is set during the early part of this century, when steam trains were still commonplace.
Two men were going to go on a journey by rail. The
NASA`a Chickens:
Scientists at NASA built a gun specifically to launch dead chickens
at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the space shuttle,
all tra
Kindly propose !
Dave took Mary out for a romantic dinner where conversation
turned to the subject of marriage. Dave had been saving for an
engagement ring, but he w
you are an Internet Junkie when...
When asked to your address, your answer begins with http://
Instead of calling you to dinner, your spouse sends e-mail.
You chat with your fing
True Software Pro...
Husband is a Software Professional!!
Husband : Good evening dear, I am now logged in.
Wife : Have you brought the ring?
Husband : Bad command or Fi
