Husband Wife Jokes

Patni Ko Inkar
डॉक्टर- आपके तीन दांत कैसे टूट गए?मरीज- पत्नी ने कड़क रोटी

Pati Se Pese Udhar
पति: इस महीने में तुम्हें और एक पैसा भी नहीं दूंगा!पत्नी: आ

Cricket Ke Deewana
Cricket Ke Deewana

Shahjahan Jesa Pyaar
बीवी: प्यार करते हो मुझे? पति: शाहजहाँ जैसे! बीवी: मेरे

Shadi Ke Baad Pyar
  शादी के बाद बीवी से प्यार जताने के लिए I Love YOU से भी असरदा

Pati Par Line Maar Rahi Ladki
1st Lady :- अरे देख ना वो लड़की कब से तेरेपति को घूर रही है।2nd Lady:- म

Padosan Ki Najro Me Masoom
  मासूम बनना है तो पड़ोसन की नजर में बनो घरवाली की नजर म

Married Man Prayer
A married man's prayer;Dear God, u gave me childhood, u took it awayU gave me youth, u took it away.U gave me a wife.......... Its been years now,just

Wife Beat The Husband
Judge : Why did you beat your husband's head with a chair? Wife : Because the table was a bit too heavy for me to lift.

Wife is Bigger Problem
  Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible,  I loo

Husband To Wife Missing You
Husband throwing knives on wifes picture. All were missing the target! Suddenly he received call from her “Hi,what are you doing?” His

Wife Joins English Speaking Classes
Wife joins english speaking class. After few days.Wife : Welcome home darling.Husband : I m so tired today.Wife : Ok. Rest in Peace.

Wife - You Dont Love Me
  Wife: you remember what saree I was wearing when u came to see me...for the first time. Husband: No..I don't remember. Wife: see..u

Two Types Of Wives
  There are two types of wives.   First Type: Quiet, Beautiful, Understanding, Not Argumentative, Loving, One who listens to husband &nb

A Man Propose Her Girlfriend
Marry Me... and Make me the Happiest Man in the World Looking bewildered she replied . . . . You want Both !!!??  

Husband Silent Wife Violent
Khatarnak, Jaanleva Technology problem- Wife to husband – where were you on Saturday night? Husband- ohh, there was a urgent work I was asked

Husband found a lamp and make a wsih
Husband: I found Aladin's lamp today.Wife: wow, what did u ask for darling??Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times..Wife

Wife - have You heard Draupadi
Husband: Have you heard of King Akbar?Wife: Yes, what about him?Husband: He had three wives.Wife: So??Husband: That means I c

Naari Aur Purush Ka Matlab
Wife : "Naari" Ka Matlab Kya Hai? Husband : Naari Ka Matlab Hai Shakti. Wife : To Phir Purush Ka Matlab Kya Hai? Husband : 'Sahan Shakti'

Husband And Wife Go To Movie
Husband at the movies: “Can you see, dear?”   Wife: “Yes.”   Husband: “Is there a draft on you?” &n


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