Silly Poems

When The World Turned Upside Down
The day when the world turned upside down: when a frown became a smile and a smile became a frown.   When the mice chased the cats the cats

Descending Trousers
Oh, dear, Oh, my gosh, I hope that no one saw, I wish that I could laugh, But maybe someone saw, Maybe I should hide, But, ah, whatever, I'll j

The Glass Eye
The joke was very funny She laughed a lot of tears When suddenly her eye fell out And landed in her beer   She fished around with her puddi

I've hunted near, I've hunted far I even looked inside my car. I've lost my glasses, I'm in need, To have them now so I can read. I loudly swear a

Friendz Are Be Like
Opposites I say yes and you say no I say bye and you say hello Butterfly's fly and penguins swim Professionals lie and adventures go on whim If y

Best Of Brands
Get that nit comb through those strands, This lice lotion best of brands, Naught point naught between the prongs, Not short hair, but two feet long

Loving An Xbox Vs Me
I don't have a controller, And I don't have a screen, I don't need to be plugged in, I'm not grey and green.   I can't make sound effects,

Am Not Really 60
 That's not my age; it's just not true.  My heart is young; the time just flew.  I'm staring at this strange old face,  And som

Who Nose...
Some areas long as hoses You buy at a garden store. Mine can be used to smell roses From a couple of miles or more.   In case you haven't gu

A Tragic Bean Story
You told me not to fart mom, so I didn't eat the beans. You told me it would smell mom, So I knew it would be mean Everyone ate the brown beans mo

The Mirror
My mirror is broken, or at least it seems to be, for today I discovered an old man staring back at me. The face I recognized, But he had hair of gr

The Mirror
My mirror is broken, or at least it seems to be, for today I discovered an old man staring back at me. The face I recognized, But he had hair of gr

After The Party
It's getting late, I must go I had a beer where did it go I had to pee. I know it's here. Can't find my keys, where's my shoes. I gotta go take an

Night Noises
My parents' bedroom is far from mine, so I have to wonder What the noise is every night that sounds a lot like thunder. We don't live near the seash

Nothing Like A Fifth Grade Crush
There's nothing like a fifth-grade crush. When you see that girl it's such a rush. She's playing hop-scotch with her two best friends Her hair flow

Brain Food
Last night at dinner we had some fish, and though I tried, I did not finish. My mother told me while I chewed, brains loved fish over all other foo

The People Upstairs
The people upstairs all practice ballet Their living room is a bowling alley Their bedroom is full of conducted tours. Their radio is louder than y

His Messy Room
Whosever room this is should be ashamed! His underwear is hanging on the lamp. His raincoat is there in the overstuffed chair, And the chair is bec

Cammy The Rabbit
Cammy my rabbit, feminine but buff no really, this isn't a bluff! A rex with her ears proud and tall truly the queen rabbit of all They call you o

Me And Chemistry
There's this subject called chemistry how it works is a total mystery it is an atom says my madam but all I see is my misery  


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