Yo Momma Got Promoted
Yo Mmomma is so bossy… she got promoted at her company way faster than anyone expected, had an early retirement, and then start
Yo Momma rocks
Yo Mama is so big… meaning, she runs the PTA and everyone knows her at the grocery store because she does not take shit from anyone.
Steal In Yo Momma House
Yo mama's so stupid when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
Yo Momma In Court
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
Yo Momma Stupid
Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."
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Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL"
Yo momma in ungly contest
Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."
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Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
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Yo Mama is so big… meaning, she runs the PTA and everyone knows her at the grocery store because she does not take shit from anyone.
Yo Momma Laugh
Yo Mama’s laugh… is so contagious that the CDC issued a travel ban on anyone who came to her New Year’s Eve potluck.
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Yo Momma so fat, I bumped into her and said "Sorry, my mistake." And she said "Did you just say steak?!"
Spidy goes for pest control
Yo mama so dumb she called Spiderman for pest control.
Yo Momma Want Star wars
Yo mama's so fat, if she was a Star Wars character, her name would be Admiral Snackbar.
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Yo mama's so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Yo momma kill thanos
Yo Mama's so fat, it took Thanos two snaps to kill her.
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Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
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Yo mama is so old and ugly that when the Lord said, “Let there be light”, he immediately followed it with “Holy mackerel, wt
Yo momma and Dora explorer
Your mama so fat that even Dora can explore her in many ways
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Yo mamma so stupid she’s sitting up a tree yelling at neighbors she’s now the branch manager.
Yo momma go outside in red dress
yo momma so fat that when she went outside in a red dress everyone said "Heyy koolaid"
