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Dr. Kya Tum Congressi Ho
  डा: मरीज की आँखे चेक करके बोला क्या तुम कांग्रेसी हो? म

Husband Silent Wife Violent
Khatarnak, Jaanleva Technology problem- Wife to husband – where were you on Saturday night? Husband- ohh, there was a urgent work I was asked

Wife Checked Husband Phone
One day a wife checked the names/contact saved in her husband's mobile Eye treatment Treatment of lips Heart treatment Body Massage Wife dialed h

Dad- beta ek beer and ek frooty lana
  Dad- beta ek beer and ek frooty lana.. Me - Acha Toh Aap frooty piyenge.. . Dad..

Ab To aadat si h mujhko,aise jeene ki
  Pura din Online rehte ho ghar se dant nahi padti.. . . . Me - Ab To aadat si h mujhko,aise jeene ki..

Pura Khandaan Pagal hai..
  Attending a family function and realising mera pura khandaan  pagal hai..

Mummy - Aaj se ghar me chai nahi banegi
Mummy - Aaj se ghar me chai nahi banegi.. . . Me - Hum mar Jayenge..

Me - Ajeeb Pagal Hai Ye
Relatives - Beta Pehchana.. Me- Nahi uncle. Relative - Pehchanoge kaise hum pehli baar mil rahe hai. . . . Me- Ajeeb Pagal hai

When somebody uses your hotspot
  When somebody uses your hotspot and complains about speed.. , , , , Me - Kuch to sharam karo janab kuch to sharam karo

Teacher- is there anything hotter than sun
  Teacher- is there anything hotter than sun.. . . Student - Your Daughter..

When You see a girl sharing memes all the day.. . . . . Yaar Kitni Awesome hai yar
  When You see a girl sharing memes all the day.. . . . . Yaar Kitni Awesome hai yar

Gabbar -Holi kab Hai,Kab Hai Holi
Gabbar -Holi kab Hai,Kab Hai Holi

Me- Apni Marji se Shaadi Kar Lu
  Me - Agar Main Apni marzi se shaadi kar lu to kya karoge.. . . . My family

When My friend using my Phone And Brightness is 100%
  When My friend using my Phone And Brightness is 100%

china - Mene Hawa me corona milaya
  India -Inta Mazaa Kyu aarha hai.. . . . china - Mene Hawa me corona milaya 

Mummy Ka Udta Chhapal
  Mom- Kaun tha Phone Par.. Me - Friend Tha. Mom - Vastav Mein bata kaun tha.. Me - Sanjay Dutt.. Mom..

When Your Friend dance and you see
When Your Friend dance and you see.. . . Bohot Manhoos Lagte Hai

Relatives in your life be like..
    Relatives in your life be like..

Jis Jis Ko Khana Hai Aaye
  When Someone Post food and says.. . . Jis Jis Ko Khana Hai Aaye..

Mom - Ab Jaake Mera bechain Dil Ko Qaraar
    Me- Mom Mera Phone Kharab Ho gya.. . . . . Mom - Ab Jaake Mera bechain Dil Ko Qaraar..

 

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