Halloween Costumes
Q: Why is Superman’s costume so tight?
A: Because he wears a size “S”.
Jesus Rexurection
When i’m lifted up,
I shall draw all men to myself.
His assurance has risen us in EASTER to salvation,love,peace,joy,hope &
break
Budhiya Bomb Hain
एक बार एक बूढी महिला अपने घर के आँगन मैं बैठी स्वेटर बुन र
At The End Race Finish
At the start of a race you’re Norwegian, in the middle of the race you’re Swedish, what are you at the end of the race?
Finnish
New Movie-Baap Ka Kehar
Son came late…
Mom: beta kaha gaya tha..??
Beta: – Mom movie dekhne gaya tha.
Mom: Beta Kaunsi..?
Beta: MAA K
Family Reunion
You might be a redneck if you go to a family reunion to meet girls…
Momma dialed 9-1-1
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
Gaon Ki Gori Se Pyar
गांव की गोरी के साथ इश्क में बस एक ही परेशानी है कि…
Pati-Zehar Pita Hu
एक दिन पति ने पत्नी को शराब चखाई।
पत्नी: यह तो बहुत क
Doctor ne Mana Kara Hain
पप्पू समोसे को खोलकर
अंदर का मसाला ही खा रहा था।
संजू-
Bcoz they Are Brother
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who there father's are.
Tau-Daroga ka 5000 ka Mamla
एक ताऊ 10 साल बाद एक मुकदमा जीत गए ,
जज -बधाई हो बावा ,
आ
I Have Nuts For You
"Hey wanna grab my nuts?"
"I gotta bag full of nuts for you."
"You wanna play with my nuts, and you can eat these too?"
"You want my nuts,
Santa Dudh Lene Gaya
संता कटोरी लेके दूध लेने गया
संता – 1 किलो गाय का दूध द
Jewish Man
A Jewish man took his Passover lunch to eat outside in the park. He sat down on a bench and began eating.
A little while later a blind man ca
Boyfriend-Moti Kahi Ki
लड़की के मम्मी पापा शादी में बाहर गए
लड़की फोन पर – जानू आप
Hosle Bade Honey Chahiye
उसके बहुत बड़े थे…
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
हौसले,
इसलिए, मोहब्बत हो ह
Kabhi Gili Na Honey Wali Chiz
पहेली - ऐसी कौन सी चीज है जो बारिश में चाहें जितनी भीगे,
Pati Ke Liye sandal Gift
मेरा अंदाजा है यह कह रहा है कि इस डिब्बे में कोई खाने की
Luck By Chance Otehrwise April Fool
Hey U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl?
April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell April Foooooll
