Maa da laadla
Papa : Whom u like more mama or papa?
Kid : Both
Papa : No tell me 1?
Kid : Both
Papa : If i go to America & Ur mother go to Paris Whr will u
3 sardaro ne daru pee k ek taxi roki...
3 sardaro ne daru pee k ek taxi roki... Taxi driver ne gadi start kari aur phir band kar di...
aur bola...
lo saab hum pahuch gaye .. 1st ne use p
I Miss You, I Mr. You ^_^
Santa got an sms from his Girlfriend written as
"I Miss You"
Santa ne apna dimag laga ke 2 ghante baad reply bheja
" I Mr. You "
Tune phle batting kr li, ab bollowing nhi milegi...
We can never have All-rounders like Jacques Kallis in India, because ??? "Saale Tune pahli batting kar li na ? ab pehle bowling nahi milegi "
Alok Naths request to Mark Zuckerberg
Alok Nath meets Mark Zuckerberg . . . . . . and Requests for an Aashirwad button on Facebook.
Alok Nath's CV
ATTENTION !!!!! : : : : : : : : : : Alok Nath's CV reads: Degree- MBA in Kanyaadan Skills-Sanskaar Experience-10022848 Kanyaadans done Hobby- Giving
Santa ne uthai sir pe kutubminar...
Santa ne chalenge kiya..... "Ki woh kutubminar ko sir pe rakh k mumbai le jayega"...
Sare news wale waha pahuch gye....
Tab bola "Bas sala koi utha
Girl failed in english exam ? but she thinks its unpossible
Boy :- I heared you failed in english ? . . . . . . . . . . . Girl :- who telled you ? it is unpossible .. i sawed the result yesterday , i passed awa
Teacher wears sun glasses ... but why ... ?
During My School Days My Teacher Always Used To Wear Sun Glasses,
Do You Know Why ?? Because I Was Such A Bright Student
Samajdar wife
Wife: Aapki Blue Shirt Mujh Se Jal Gayi.!! Husband: Mere Paas Waisi Ek Aur Shirt Hai.!! Wife: Pata Hai, Maine Usme Se Kapda Kaat Ke Pehle Wa
If Bill gates stops his business then ...
If BILL GATES stops his Business & starts spending his Money by 1 Crore/day, He will need 735 Yrs to spend it.. But He is still working.. MO
Mahek whisky ki kabhi kam nahi hogi...
Mahek Whisky ki kabhi kam nahi hoti, Pine se Zindagi khatam nahi hoti. Botal ke satah ho agar Namkeen aur Gold flake, To Zindagi SULTAN MIRZA se kam n
jaan de sakta h per daru nhi chor sakta
Aashiqui 2 dekh ke pata chala ki . . . . . 1 ladka 1 ladki ke liye jaan de sakta hai but . . . DARU nahi chhor sakta...
Sending student out of the class isn't a punishment.
One of the best misconception in school/college life: . . . . . . . . . Teachers think sending student out of the class is a punishment...
Jabardast Joke...
1 aadmi apne bete k liye 1 ROBOT laya jo jooth bolne par THAPAD marta tha. Beta : Papa aaj me school nahi jaunga mere pet me dard hai (bete ko padi S
Ghalib Vs. Santa
GHALIB: Mohabbat ki raahon pe sirf dard milega, Mohabbat ki raahon pe sirf dard milega.
Santa JI: Un raahon par Thekka khol do, Bahut chalegaa ...
Stupid Science
SCIENCE kehti hai ki paani ubalne se kitanu mar jate hai.. Par Science ko ye nahi pata ki kitanu ke marne ke baad unki ''Dead Bodies'' to paani me h
Cow and cats both are sisters ^_^
Cow & Cat both are sisters.. Now you must be thinking ke kaise?
Jyada mat socho. I'm telling you, Cow Mata hoti hai Aur Billi Mousi
Battameez chuha
Ek "CHUHA" THA ? ? ? ? , ? ? ! ? ? ( + ? ~ , ? ( , . . . ! Battameez sara msg hi kutar gaya.. Warna itna kuch likha tha aap ki tarif me ki bus poocho
Boss Vs. Employee
Boss : kaha Gaye the ?
Employee : Baal katwane
Boss : office hours me ?
Employee : Baal badhe bhi to office hours me hee hai...
Boss : ghar me bhi
