Papa – mera beta mere se jyada pyar karta hai
Mammi – nahi ji ye mujhse jyada pyar karta hai
Papa – accha chalo bete ko
chupke se patthar marte hain
wo darkar mammi ko awaj lagayega
ya papa ko….
Jisko awaj lagayi wo jitega..
Mammi – thik hai
jaise hi patthar mara
Beta – kaun hai be harami bahar a sale abhi
batata hun kute bahar nikal
You Are Different
Yo mamma so fat she shakes down the prices just by walking through WalMart.
29 April Exists
Mahesh Bhatt- Seema Par Golibari Ho rahi hai
Mahesh Bhat: Seema Par Pakistan Fauj Golibaari Kar Rahi hai, Halaat Bahut Kharab H
When A Students Wins An Arguement With A teacher
When A Students Wins An Arguement With A teacher
At Night Me Trying To Sleep Peacefully Street Dogs Be Like..
At Night Me Trying To Sleep Peacefully Street Dogs Be Like..
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< In School Going To Distribute Chocolate On Your Birthday Be Like
In School Going To Distribute Chocolate On Your Birthday Be Like
Someone: Ap Single Ho
Me: Haa
Someone: Dekh Ke Yo N
Girl - you are good dancer except two things
Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things.
Boy: What are the
Me after every 10 minute freeze me
After every 10 mins..
Me - aur kuch hai freeze mein khane k
