beta paapa or mami

Posted on 13th Feb 2020 04:02 pm by sangeeta

Papa – mera beta mere se jyada pyar karta hai

 

Mammi – nahi ji  ye mujhse jyada pyar karta hai

 

Papa – accha chalo bete ko

chupke se patthar marte hain

 

wo darkar mammi ko awaj lagayega

ya papa ko….

 

Jisko awaj lagayi wo jitega..

 

Mammi – thik hai

 

jaise hi patthar mara

 

Beta – kaun hai be harami bahar a sale abhi 

batata hun kute bahar nikal

Other jokes

When You return home from market during lockdown

 

When You return home from market during lockdown

Majak Tha Bhai Majak

कागज़ पे लिखी गज़ल, बकरी चबा गयी !

&nbs

This Is How Legneds Propose

 

This Is How Legneds Propose

Modi Ji ki Shayari

Jab Tak Tumahre Pass pesa hai..

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Vo Bolegi Mera babu kesa ha

Relatives in your life be like..

 

 

Relatives in your life be like..

Santa to mom - Apne mujhe kese pehchana

 

Santa : Mom kya aapne mujhe paida hone se pehle dekha tha?

Mom : Nahi to b

Today's And 90's Kids Photoshoot Be Like

Today's And 90's Kids Photoshoot Be Like

2035 Dad's be Like..

 

2035 Dad's be Like..

Flirting In 2020 Be Like

Flirting In 2020 Be Like

Indians- Itni Khushi.. Itni Khushi.. Mujhe aaj tak nh hui..

 

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