beta paapa or mami

Posted on 13th Feb 2020 04:02 pm by sangeeta

Papa – mera beta mere se jyada pyar karta hai

 

Mammi – nahi ji  ye mujhse jyada pyar karta hai

 

Papa – accha chalo bete ko

chupke se patthar marte hain

 

wo darkar mammi ko awaj lagayega

ya papa ko….

 

Jisko awaj lagayi wo jitega..

 

Mammi – thik hai

 

jaise hi patthar mara

 

Beta – kaun hai be harami bahar a sale abhi 

batata hun kute bahar nikal

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Aap jaisa koi meri zindagi mein aaye to baat banjaye
Aap jaisa cute meri zindagi mein aaye t

Facebook Friend - Ludo Khele

 

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Me - Meri taraf Se bahut badi

Aye yede..tere Baap Ki Shaadi Hai Kya Re

 

Techer- test kabh rakhe..

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First bencher - Ma

Pura Khandaan Pagal hai..

 

Attending a family function and realising mera pura khandaan 

pagal h

When Rashi Bahu Cook Chana..

 

Kya Soch rahe Ho..

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Aakhir Rashi Ne Cooker me Se Chane

After Shouting Wrong Answer Loudly In Class..

After Shouting Wrong Answer Loudly In Class..

Alia bhatt ke ghar chori

 

Alia Bhatt- Kal raat chor mere ghar se TV ke Ilaava

sab samaan le gaya,

Finally Abki Baar Love Day Ki Sarkar Dreams Comes True..

 

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