beta paapa or mami

Posted on 13th Feb 2020 04:02 pm by sangeeta

Papa – mera beta mere se jyada pyar karta hai

 

Mammi – nahi ji  ye mujhse jyada pyar karta hai

 

Papa – accha chalo bete ko

chupke se patthar marte hain

 

wo darkar mammi ko awaj lagayega

ya papa ko….

 

Jisko awaj lagayi wo jitega..

 

Mammi – thik hai

 

jaise hi patthar mara

 

Beta – kaun hai be harami bahar a sale abhi 

batata hun kute bahar nikal

Other jokes

Aashique Ki Daastan

 

Yeh ishq karna chhod diya yaro…. 

warna hum toh aaj bhi palat

Lockdown Ke Baad Shadi

 

Lockdown Ke Baad Shadi

Neha - its her Choice

 

Neha - its her Choice

Oye Date Par Chalegi

Oye Date Par Chalegi

Mera Dil Nahi Manta Ki Yeh Chamgadar Khati Hogi

 

Mera Dil Nahi Manta Ki Yeh Chamgadar Khati Hogi

Bhajpa Ki Puja

 

करवा चौथ के नशे में डूबे

सारà¥

Boys Job After School Function Is Over

 

Boys Job After School Function Is Over

Agla Sawal Karo

Agla Sawal Karo

Little Johnny feels guilty

Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"

*Nobody stands up*

Teacher

Bas Yahi Ek School Work tha Jo Man Lagakar Karte The

 

Bas Yahi Ek School Work tha Jo Man Lagakar Karte The