Papa – mera beta mere se jyada pyar karta hai
Mammi – nahi ji ye mujhse jyada pyar karta hai
Papa – accha chalo bete ko
chupke se patthar marte hain
wo darkar mammi ko awaj lagayega
ya papa ko….
Jisko awaj lagayi wo jitega..
Mammi – thik hai
jaise hi patthar mara
Beta – kaun hai be harami bahar a sale abhi
batata hun kute bahar nikal
Baba Ramdev ji Kehte Hai,
“Achhi Sehat Ke Liye Saas Par Control Kare
Me Nowadays
Me Trying to stop myself form sharing memes be like
Me Trying to stop myself form sharing memes be like
Someone: Ap Single Ho
Me: Haa
Someone: Dekh Ke Yo N
Whenever I Open Instagram Facebook Be Like..
Whenever I Open Instagram Facebook Be Like..
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Yaha To Pawri Ho Rahi Ha
Relatives ; lo beta 500rs tumahri pocket money
Relatives ; lo beta 500rs tumahri pocket money.
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Unke Janey ke baad
Me On My way To meet my friends After Quarantine
Me On My way To meet my friends After Quarantine
When Mom Goes To Market..
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Mere Liye Kuch le Aana.
Zidd Hoti Toh
He: Baby Main Gaali Nahi Deta.
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She: Main Nah