Bhagne Ka Plan


Posted on 21st Jan 2020 04:42 pm by rohit kumar

दो पागलों ने पागलखाने से भागने का प्लान बनाया ,

 

 

पहला - कल जैसे ही गेट खुलेगा हम चौकीदार को पकड़ कर मार देंगे और भाग जायेंगे ,

 

 

दूसरा - हां आइडिया अच्छा है, अगले दिन सुबह दोनों जैसे ही भाग कर गेट के पास गए ,

 

 

देखा - गेट खुला था चौकीदार गायब था...

 

 

पहला - अरे यार ये चौकीदार कहां गया, साला अगर वो होता तो हम प्लान के मुताबिक आज भाग सकते थे ,

 

 

दूसरा - कोई नहीं यार चलो कल ट्राई करते हैं.....

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