चौघरी – यार काल तेरी भाभी
का जनम दिन सै,
कोए इसा गिफ्ट बता जो सीधा उसके दिल पे
जा के लागे,
दोस्त – गोली मार दे
Me Just Returning From Marriage Party and thinking, thoda aur ruk jata toh pink suite waali pat j
Someone - how garib You are..
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Me - ye dekh
When Police Ask Where Are You Going
Police - Where Are You Going Without Mask..
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Santa – Rahul gandhi ne bhart ko badnam kar diya hain.
Banta –
Wife: Baju-wali har saal apne pati k sath 20 din bahar ghumne jaati hai
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CSK Strategy In This Season Be Like..
CSK Strategy In This Season Be Like..
दूध वाले हड़ताल करते हैं तो दूध
कार से कहीं जा रहा था, रास्ते में उसे ए
Peopple With Normal fever - We should stay at home and take rest..
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My Friend Uses My Phone and Brightness is At 100%
My Friend Uses My Phone and Brightness is At 100%