Dead Body Cycling

Posted on 16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by admin

During an English lesson, the teacher notices that a boy was not paying attention to him. Teacher:Pappu, join these two sentences together. I was cycling to school. I saw a dead body. Pappu: (thinking for a while) I saw a dead body cycling to school.

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