Pooja Me Man Nahi Lagta


Posted on 14th Jan 2020 11:06 am by rohit kumar

 

एक लड़का अपनी गर्लफ्रेंड के साथ मंदिर गया

लड़का  : बहुत परेशान हूँ पंडित जी

पंडित जी  : क्या हुआ बच्चा  ?

लड़का  : मेरा मन पूजा में नहीं लगता है पंडित जी

पंडित जी  : ठीक है बेटा तुम जाओ

और इस पूजा को यहीं छोड़ जाओ

क्या पता मेरा मन लग जाए

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