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Arrivals of the president
American Vs Dutch president
Sambhar or rasam
Wife : Shall I prepare Sambhar or Rasam today Husband : First make it, we will name it later
Idiot at which end ?
Son: Dad I got punished in school today. Dad: Why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me Saying.. At the end of scale there is an Idiot”
Electricity defined by johny
Teacher: What is Electricity ? Little Johny: Electricity is the daughter of Govt. and has extremely loose character, she goes anytime, anywhere with
Gale mai dard hai
Wife: Aaaaaaah…
Husband : Kya hua ?
Wife: Gale me Dard hai !
Husband: Market jaa raha hu. Gale ke liye kuchh lauun ?
Wi
Usmaan hai ka kabaddeka kaam
Wife - “sunte ho ji … mai 48 saal ki huun fir bhi aapka ek dost mere husn kee taarif karta hai !”
Husband - “Usmaan Bhaai ho
Koyle ki khan me aag lag gai
Santa kee wife ka rang kaalaa tha …
ek din usne yellow sari pahen kar kahaa –
“mai kaisi lag rahi huu ?”
Santa – &ld
What is loud and obnoxious?
Wife: What is loud and obnoxious?
Husband : my wife.
15 din or ruk jao
Wife : Main tumhari yaad mein 15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun, mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho? Husband : 15 din aur ruk jao...
kya ladki thi
Shohar : Kal mere khuab main ek larki aai thi, Wah! kya larki thi. Bibi : Akeli he aai hogi? Shohar : Tumko kese pata: Bibi
Vishnu bhagwan shesnaag ki god me
Husband wife ki godi me leta hua tha, Wife : kesa lag raha he ji? Husband : jese vishnu bhagwan shesnaag ki god me lete ho.
Patni ke marne ki kushi
Patni : main tumhare bina mar jaaungi. Pati : main bhi mar jaaunga. Itni khushi main bardasht nahin kar paaunga.
Patni ka dusra aadmi
Pati : mere mrne ke baad tumhe mere jaisa doosra aadmi nahin milega. Patni : tumhe kisne keh diya, ki main doosra aadmi tumhare jaisa chahti hoo
Pati patni ki sharing
Pati : main tumhare saath kuch bhi share kar sakta hu. Patni : chalo phir bank account se start karte hain.
Patni ki achi baat
Patni : suno ji, aapko mujhme kya achha lagta hai. meri samajhdari ya meri beauty. pati: -mujhe to tumhari ye mazak karne ki aadat bahot p
Salgirah ka tofa
Patni: “Aapne pichle saal saalgirah pe mujhe lohey ka bed diya tha, Iss baar aapka kya iraada hai?” pati: “Iss saal uss mein c
Baap banne ki kushi mai pati hua mota
patni : Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho. pati : Tum bhi to kitni moti ho gayi ho. patni : Main to maa banne wali hoon! pati : Main bhi to
Saatwa janam
Pati patni mandir main! Pati - tumne kya manga? Patni - Ki aap aur main saat janam saath rahe. Patni - Aur aapne. Pati - Ye mera saatwa janam ho
