I once knew a man who lived in a jar.
For a stranger sight, you'd have to go far.
I asked him once why he lived in a jar.
He grimaced and said, how bizarre you are.
My jar's so cozy, warm and bright,
Even in the full moonlight.
The only drawback is, you see,
Getting out quickly when I have to pee.
The friendship we have is so rare to find.
We hate to see each other in a bind.
W
The joke was very funny
She laughed a lot of tears
When suddenly her eye fell out
I wish not to love you much,
Only to love you well.
Much is but a quantity,
I own a big fat cat-
The fattest for miles around.
Wherever there's lots of food,
They put me in the oven to bake.
Me, a deprived and miserable cake.
Feeling the h
I see you in my thoughts and dreams.
When I awake, how real it seems.
You aren't
when you went away my world turned cold and gray.
when you wanted to leave I begged you t
I waited, and you didn't come.
I called, and you didn't answer.
I knocked, but yo
She had looked for his coming as warriors come,
With the clash of arms and the bugle's ca
The happiest day of my life
Was when I first laid eyes on you
For you were like a
