I once knew a man who lived in a jar.
For a stranger sight, you'd have to go far.
I asked him once why he lived in a jar.
He grimaced and said, how bizarre you are.
My jar's so cozy, warm and bright,
Even in the full moonlight.
The only drawback is, you see,
Getting out quickly when I have to pee.
Best Friends Are Angels, That God Sent Along
If someone asked what's a best friend?
I'd have to say someone who's there 'til the bitte
It's getting late, I must go
I had a beer where did it go
I had to pee. I know it
As you travel on life's way
With its many ups and downs,
Remember it's quite true
If you think you can reach the sky,
Why don't you flap your wings to fly?
Always
Your lips so soft and red.
The thought of kissing you is stuck in my head. &
Be The Best Of Whatever You Are
If you can't be a pine on the top of the hill,
Be a scrub in the valley — but
When you feel like the world
has turned its back on you,
there's always one perso
So I guess I could lie and say I tried,
But the truth I can't deny,
I loved you,
Life is a long-distance journey
With ups and downs,
Twist and turns,
With
Amazing and beautiful,
not a flower or a tree.
Much prettier than that,
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