I once knew a man who lived in a jar.
For a stranger sight, you'd have to go far.
I asked him once why he lived in a jar.
He grimaced and said, how bizarre you are.
My jar's so cozy, warm and bright,
Even in the full moonlight.
The only drawback is, you see,
Getting out quickly when I have to pee.
The people upstairs all practice ballet
Their living room is a bowling alley
Thei
Whosever room this is should be ashamed!
His underwear is hanging on the lamp.
Hi
Don't Go Far Off, Not Even For A Day
Don't go far off, not even for a day, because --
because -- I don't know how to say it: a
When you needed me I was there for you
I let you cry on me
I let you talk to me
It's that one special day created with you,
When wishes rain in for the year coming new.<
A million stars up in the sky.
One shines brighter - I can't deny.
A love so prec
You have become my closest friend.
It's been just about a year,
And you're the on
I don't go to sleep at night
because you haunt my dreams,
and waking up to find y
Sometimes you have to push yourself just to get out of bed.
You stay up 'til 2 am just wi
Ever since
I laid eyes on you,
I knew for a fact
This was a dream come tr
