I once knew a man who lived in a jar.
For a stranger sight, you'd have to go far.
I asked him once why he lived in a jar.
He grimaced and said, how bizarre you are.
My jar's so cozy, warm and bright,
Even in the full moonlight.
The only drawback is, you see,
Getting out quickly when I have to pee.
Relationships are like lemons,
sour but sometimes sweet,
a kiss is like a cherry,
You're sucrose, you're glucose,
You're fructose and more,
From your head to your
My heart feels like it's torn in two,
Why can't I just be with you?
Every day ano
The sunshine appears to be brighter.
My heart feels a bit lighter.
When you proceed,
Some will say it can't be done
And that there is no need
<Take me back to those simpler times
When all I sang were nursery rhymes,
When ste
The joke was very funny
She laughed a lot of tears
When suddenly her eye fell out
Peace and love,
his kiss is soft as a dove.
He makes me smile all the time
<The Nightmare Before Christmas
Big, fat Santa bounded through my halls;
He made everything shake, even the walls.
<When first we touched,
My heart flew high,
On gossamer wings through a cloudless
