I once knew a man who lived in a jar.
For a stranger sight, you'd have to go far.
I asked him once why he lived in a jar.
He grimaced and said, how bizarre you are.
My jar's so cozy, warm and bright,
Even in the full moonlight.
The only drawback is, you see,
Getting out quickly when I have to pee.
It's unbranded and unclaimed,
Elusive and in vain.
It ebbs and it flows,
The touch of your hand,
The smell of your hair,
The naughtiness in your smile,
Love is beautiful and great.
When you find the right person, it will be fate.
My
I know so little about you,
But I'm falling in love with you.
I have been since t
A little bit angry through the years,
A whole lot lonely through my tears.
A wond
The people upstairs all practice ballet
Their living room is a bowling alley
Thei
You used me.
I thought you were the key,
But the truth is that you used me,
A friend is someone we turn to
when our spirits need a lift,
A friend is someone
Larry came into my bar
Every day to drink two beers.
"My brother’s death; o
What makes a nation's pillars high
And its foundations strong?
What makes it migh
