I once knew a man who lived in a jar.
For a stranger sight, you'd have to go far.
I asked him once why he lived in a jar.
He grimaced and said, how bizarre you are.
My jar's so cozy, warm and bright,
Even in the full moonlight.
The only drawback is, you see,
Getting out quickly when I have to pee.
Though there is gold up in the mountains,
Lovely pearls deep in the sea,
Those tr
You're the one I most admire
with great intentions and loving desires.
Passion an
It's getting late, I must go
I had a beer where did it go
I had to pee. I know it
My family's gone; there's no one home.
It's only me who's home alone.
I shouldn't
I'm not just a flirt.
When I think about you.
It doesn't just hurt.
Becau
No Such Thing As Happy Endings
The first night they meet
He knew it to be true
This girl who lied before him
So much thrown at me,
And up against a wall
I feel like I've spent my life,
She has a special way
Of turning around my terrible day.
She makes all the bad th
I've never been the type to say what I feel
So basically I keep everything inside
You brought me sunshine
when I only saw rain.
You brought me laughter
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