I once knew a man who lived in a jar.
For a stranger sight, you'd have to go far.
I asked him once why he lived in a jar.
He grimaced and said, how bizarre you are.
My jar's so cozy, warm and bright,
Even in the full moonlight.
The only drawback is, you see,
Getting out quickly when I have to pee.
If Four Is A Party This Is A Parade
I have one too many personalities,
I don't know which one is me,
So if I'm nice a
I love how we
tease each other with
tantalizing words
throughout the day;
When we were born with no possession.
The love received was our concession.
No wo
my sleeping angel
I opened my eyes and saw an angel
I took his hand and he lead m
I own a big fat cat-
The fattest for miles around.
Wherever there's lots of food,
Shadows on the wall
Noises down the hall
Life doesn't frighten me at all
You mean the world to me.
Nothing will ever come between us.
No matter what anybo
I've loved you since I met you,
Though there's nothing I can do.
You've hurt my f
You have a friend in me,
Don't try and hide your feelings because your best friend can se
Didn't want a battle,
Yet you declared war,
Each knock you gave me made me strong
