
I once knew a man who lived in a jar.
For a stranger sight, you'd have to go far.
I asked him once why he lived in a jar.
He grimaced and said, how bizarre you are.
My jar's so cozy, warm and bright,
Even in the full moonlight.
The only drawback is, you see,
Getting out quickly when I have to pee.
My turn signal wasn’t working,
So I asked for help from a friend.
"Stand be
Preheat the oven of love
With plenty of secrets and hugs.
Mix in giggles and laug
It's that look in your eye.
It's the smile on your face
That makes time slip by,<
The Nightmare Before Christmas
Big, fat Santa bounded through my halls;
He made everything shake, even the walls.
<On a guitar of time, he played pleasant tunes,
the rhymes of his life were sung by the mo
Until I met you my heart stood still
Like the moon and the sun
Their love is true
My mirror is broken, or at least it seems to be,
for today I discovered an old man starin
Thank you
For loving me true,
For being no one but you,
For holding my ha
Though there is gold up in the mountains,
Lovely pearls deep in the sea,
Those tr
I see you in my thoughts and dreams.
When I awake, how real it seems.
You aren't