I once knew a man who lived in a jar.
For a stranger sight, you'd have to go far.
I asked him once why he lived in a jar.
He grimaced and said, how bizarre you are.
My jar's so cozy, warm and bright,
Even in the full moonlight.
The only drawback is, you see,
Getting out quickly when I have to pee.
Through tears and fights,
Through smiles, I knew everything
It would be all right
Have you ever fought an ego?
It's a pretty tough thing to beat
It has no face, no
When I see you standing there... Did you even notice me?
I sit in class and you're on my
Sometimes you may think you're alone,
And your feelings make you seem like a clone.
Love sits on my shoulder and whispers in my ear.
It tells me how you love me and the word
Look into my eyes.
Tell me what you see.
It won't be happy.
It won't be p
My mirror is broken, or at least it seems to be,
for today I discovered an old man starin
No other friend is quite like you.
No other friend could do exactly what you do.
You've been with me through rough and tough
Thick and thin, until the very end
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My best friend is a book
that doesn't give me a weird look.
It is like a golden d
