I once knew a man who lived in a jar.
For a stranger sight, you'd have to go far.
I asked him once why he lived in a jar.
He grimaced and said, how bizarre you are.
My jar's so cozy, warm and bright,
Even in the full moonlight.
The only drawback is, you see,
Getting out quickly when I have to pee.
Sometimes you have to push yourself just to get out of bed.
You stay up 'til 2 am just wi
The years are taking their toll.
Another birthday has now arrived.
People you mee
There once was a monkey in a city's zoo,
who dreamed of the outside sun.
He did l
I never saw it coming
I was such a fool
It changed me completely
The day
I wish there were words to express how I feel,
But no words I see will do.
No wor
Let me live within the moment.
Let me feel all that I can.
Let me cherish life fo
The people upstairs all practice ballet
Their living room is a bowling alley
Thei
The Nightmare Before Christmas
Big, fat Santa bounded through my halls;
He made everything shake, even the walls.
<I'm no longer whole
And sadly neither is he
We've been locked out by pain
To live content with small means;
to seek elegance rather than luxury,
and refine
