It's getting late, I must go
I had a beer where did it go
I had to pee. I know it's here.
Can't find my keys, where's my shoes.
I gotta go take another pee.
telephone rings, where's my phone!
under the cushions, I find a dime
I know this don't rhyme.
I found a beer is this mine?
taste like lipstick, can't throw it out.
Where's my keys, I gotta take a pee.
Found a pair of shoes they're bigger than me.
It's getting late, I can't escape.
I want my coat, In case I croak
It feels good to be in your arms,
to feel the warmth of your touch.
I love to loo
I own a big fat cat-
The fattest for miles around.
Wherever there's lots of food,
Look at that deer
Man I am craving a beer
He has a nice rack
It is enough
Bestest Best Friend Forever And Always
You are there when I need you
You always have my back
You uplift me when I'm sad<
Life's too short to be wasted.
It passes just once, so make the most out of it.
L
If you must go, then go for a while
Remember that the first step is a hard traveled mile.
My turn signal wasn’t working,
So I asked for help from a friend.
"Stand be
I am worthy. There is nothing
that can or will happen today that
could convince m
She had looked for his coming as warriors come,
With the clash of arms and the bugle's ca
When you feel like the world
has turned its back on you,
there's always one perso
