Get that nit comb through those strands,
This lice lotion best of brands,
Naught point naught between the prongs,
Not short hair, but two feet long.
Look, they're dying, I think we're winning,
Eyes all bloodshot, red and stinging.
Don't be silly, don't start to whine,
Mummy's got to be cruel to be kind.
Crisis over! What do you think?
Still got to get rid of that terrible stink.
Back to school, back to civilization.
Ready to pick up another infestation!
Why Did I Break Up With The Guy I Love?
You poison me with your eyes,
Your lips curving, drawing me in.
How can you trust
I was given a smile the other day
From someone who passed me on their way.
I wasn
I loved you,
But you broke my heart.
I should have known
That was your go
This passionate morning
I wake up with
Your feminine body
With your seduc
No stupid love song can describe how I feel
Sometimes the words other people say
I don't go to sleep at night
because you haunt my dreams,
and waking up to find y
From the day I met you,
I never knew our love would be so pure and true.
Every ti
While you weren't here
I cried every night.
A million tears fell,
Still,
Go With Grace
Each morning of this month
When you rise upon your bed,
May it be with renewed grace
To face the
Oh, dear,
Oh, my gosh,
I hope that no one saw,
I wish that I could laugh,
