Get that nit comb through those strands,
This lice lotion best of brands,
Naught point naught between the prongs,
Not short hair, but two feet long.
Look, they're dying, I think we're winning,
Eyes all bloodshot, red and stinging.
Don't be silly, don't start to whine,
Mummy's got to be cruel to be kind.
Crisis over! What do you think?
Still got to get rid of that terrible stink.
Back to school, back to civilization.
Ready to pick up another infestation!
You told me not to fart mom,
so I didn't eat the beans.
You told me it would smel
As long as the birds are singing,
As long as the fish can swim,
As long as the su
Don't Go Far Off, Not Even For A Day
Don't go far off, not even for a day, because --
because -- I don't know how to say it: a
Why Did I Break Up With The Guy I Love?
You poison me with your eyes,
Your lips curving, drawing me in.
How can you trust
When your heart suddenly feels
light, excited, at ease.
When you feel like your h
That's not my age; it's just not true.
My heart is young; the time just flew.
I called you late last night
because I needed a friend.
But you, of course, didn'
Who are you?
Where is the guy that I once knew?
Where did my friend go
an
Life is not just waking up one morning and saying, "Ok, I want this to happen."
It's abou
No Such Thing As Happy Endings
The first night they meet
He knew it to be true
This girl who lied before him
