Zindagi Ne Kiye Hain Bahut
Se Sitam
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Teri Kasam
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Shayari Khatam
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Dekho Dus Ka Dum
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Paayal Baje Cham Cham
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Mobile Mein Balance Kam
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Raat Ko Dikhta Hai Kam
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P.J. Kyun Nahi Ho Raha
Khatam
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Do You Believe In Pichla
Janam
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Mere Dil Mein Hain Bahut
Saare Gham
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Haddi Mazboot Karta Hai
Calcium
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Shakespeare Ka Pehla
Naam Tha William
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Daanth Kharab Karta Hai
Chewing Gum
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Exam Mein Marks Aate Hain
Minimum
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Hum Khe
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Hum Khelte Hain Maximum
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Explain The Following
Term
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Main Peeta Nahi Whiskey,
Beer Ya Rum
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Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam
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Khushi ke baad aata hai gum
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Coffee me pite cheeni kam
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Dukh me peete hai whisky aur rum
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Pak me chalte hai goli our bum.
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China Dikhata hai apna dum.
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Ye kis P.J me phaans gaye hum
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Diga diga dum dum
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lo P.j khatam
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Vande Matram...... _/_
I own a big fat cat-
The fattest for miles around.
Wherever there's lots of food,
Is vishad viddh-prahaar mein
Kisko nahi behna pada
doston dekho insaan kahan se kahan ja raha hai
अपने दोस्त को जो उधार दे वो मूर्ख कहल
The time will come
when, with elation,
you will greet yourself arriving
a
Somewhere I Have Never Travelled, Gladly Beyond
somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
any experience, your eyes have their sile
May your blessings be many
and your troubles be few.
And may you feel God's prese
आंखे कितनी भी छोटी क्यो ना हो !!
ताक
It's getting late, I must go
I had a beer where did it go
I had to pee. I know it
Aasman mei iss aadhe-adhure chand ke sath
Dil ke dar-o-deewar mei dard utar aaya hai
सच तो है ये जिंदगी कुछ लम्हात
एहसा
