Laloo Prasad & Bill Gates
The following is the conversation between Lallo Prasad Yadav and Bill Gates.
Gates : Hi! you must have heard of Windows.
Lallo : Oh yes! In most gov
Five reasons computers must be female...
5.No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
4.Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.
Hell for Gates!
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself being sized up by God....
"Well, Bill, I`m really confused on this call. I m not sure whether t
Project Manager!
A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display. While he was there, another customer walked in and said to the shopkeeper,
Real Life & Commands
5 minutes ago you were travelling to office at 80 mph. in your brand new car. Now you are travelling to hospital at double the speed in an ambulance.
General Motors vs. Microsoft...
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the
computer industry with the auto industry and stated "If GM had kept up
with t
What computer acronyms really stand for:
ISDN - It Still Does Nothing
APPLE - Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
WWW - World Wide Wait
DOS - Defunct Operating System
IBM - I Blame Mi
India’s Christians: politics of violence in Orissa
A catastrophic flood across the northeast
Indian state of Bihar has displaced tens of thousands of people and caused
untold damage to the meagre pro
Software ADs on Doordarshan!
"The man , The Machine, The Software - PeopleSoft VII"
Boy - "I am a PB boy"
Girl - "I am a PB gal"
"Badte bacho ke liye complete software - Power
Technical fault
A priest, a drunkard, and an engineer were all being led to the guillotine to be executed. They ask the priest if he wants to face upward or downward
Super Computer!
The Super Computer stood at the end of the Computer Company's production line. At which point the guided tour eventually arrived. The salesman stepped
The writer and his art
It was a holiday. But before I would enjoy the mood, I was disturbed by an inexplicable wave of thought.I could not make out what it was. Sudddenly I
Itemized billing!
There was an engineer who had an exceptional gift for fixing all things mechanical. After serving his company loyally for over 30 years, he happi
What will happen in 2012 ??
The Mayan civilization predicted that on December 21, 2012 something will happen to the world we know. Something will happen that will change our civ
Three-year-old Rishikesh’s life was rudely cut short due to an Open Manhole in Mira Bhayandar
Three-year-old Rishikesh’s life was
rudely cut short due to an Open Manhole in
Mira Bhayandar
By PDBHATIA(Mira-B
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