you are an Internet Junkie when...

Posted on 16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by admin

When asked to your address, your answer begins with http://
Instead of calling you to dinner, your spouse sends e-mail.
You chat with your fingers, not your mouth.
You use Netscape 4.72, and you check every week whether version 4.73 was released.
You know the difference between Java and Javascript.
Most of your friends have an @ in their names.
In order to watch CNN you move to www.cnn.com
On your business card the e-mail appears before the phone number.
You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.com
You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it again.
You can perfectly imitate the sound pattern of your modem connecting to your ISP.
You are told about a new program, and you are disappointed to find that it is a TV program.
You can think of nineteen keystroke symbols that are far more clever than :-).
You are told about a new program, and you are disappointed to find that it is a TV program.
Not only do you check your email more often than your paper mail, but you remember your network address faster than your postal one.
You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed.

Other articles

Weight Lifting Exercise Chart
Weight lifting is a great way of muscle building, reducing body fat, and shaping your body. Before p

The leader
It applies to organizations in general, and the ability of the organization to respond

Pilot`s eyesight!
An airline pilot with poor eyesight managed to pass his periodic vision exams by memorizing the ey

Shaheed Bhagat Singh
Bhagat Singh was an Indian freedom fighter, considered to be one of the most influential revolutiona

Techronia Priority Out Of Hours Wanker Service
"I remember one client calling... It was about 2am and he used our Priority Out of Hours

Kindly propose !
Dave took Mary out for a romantic dinner where conversation turned to the subject of marriage. Dave

Computer communication lingo! !
What does a baby computer call his father?
Data.
What is a computer`s first sign of old a

True Software Pro...
Husband is a Software Professional!!
Husband : Good evening dear, I am now logged in.
Wife

Software ADs on Doordarshan!
"The man , The Machine, The Software - PeopleSoft VII"

Boy - "I am a PB boy"
Girl - "

India: states of insecurity
A series of blasts in court compounds acrossthree cities in the Indian state of Uttar Pradesh killed