you are an Internet Junkie when...

Posted on 16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by admin

When asked to your address, your answer begins with http://
Instead of calling you to dinner, your spouse sends e-mail.
You chat with your fingers, not your mouth.
You use Netscape 4.72, and you check every week whether version 4.73 was released.
You know the difference between Java and Javascript.
Most of your friends have an @ in their names.
In order to watch CNN you move to www.cnn.com
On your business card the e-mail appears before the phone number.
You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.com
You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it again.
You can perfectly imitate the sound pattern of your modem connecting to your ISP.
You are told about a new program, and you are disappointed to find that it is a TV program.
You can think of nineteen keystroke symbols that are far more clever than :-).
You are told about a new program, and you are disappointed to find that it is a TV program.
Not only do you check your email more often than your paper mail, but you remember your network address faster than your postal one.
You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed.

Other articles

Communication Skills - A Vehicle On The Road to Success
From the moment of birth, babies are learning how to communicate, building on their innate ability t

Ad Space!
Microsoft to sell Ad space in error messages
Microsoft announced that it is selling advertising

Software ADs on Doordarshan!
"The man , The Machine, The Software - PeopleSoft VII"

Boy - "I am a PB boy"
Girl - "

Techronia Technical Support Services
"The world of technology can be difficult for some." - Press Release

Techronia Priority Out Of Hours Wanker Service
"I remember one client calling... It was about 2am and he used our Priority Out of Hours

How Life Changes...

EK aisa waqt tha...

Dost bolte the...

"Chalo, milkar kuch plan banate hai"

10 Things to Do When a Customer Rejects Your Work
Having a client tell you that he doesn't like your work can break your heart in two. Not only can it

Dealing with a Broken Heart
It has been two years since you have met him and everything was going really perfect. You have talke

Koh-i-noor, a Mountain of Light
There was a period when Indian diamonds were very famous the world over. These included the Koh-i-no

Five reasons computers must be female...
5.No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
4.Even your smallest mistakes are