you are an Internet Junkie when...

Posted on 16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by admin

When asked to your address, your answer begins with http://
Instead of calling you to dinner, your spouse sends e-mail.
You chat with your fingers, not your mouth.
You use Netscape 4.72, and you check every week whether version 4.73 was released.
You know the difference between Java and Javascript.
Most of your friends have an @ in their names.
In order to watch CNN you move to www.cnn.com
On your business card the e-mail appears before the phone number.
You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.com
You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it again.
You can perfectly imitate the sound pattern of your modem connecting to your ISP.
You are told about a new program, and you are disappointed to find that it is a TV program.
You can think of nineteen keystroke symbols that are far more clever than :-).
You are told about a new program, and you are disappointed to find that it is a TV program.
Not only do you check your email more often than your paper mail, but you remember your network address faster than your postal one.
You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed.

Other articles

Laloo Prasad & Bill Gates
The following is the conversation between Lallo Prasad Yadav and Bill Gates.
Gates : Hi! you mu

Hairstyles for Men with Curly Hair
Different hairstyles for curly hair helps reduce frizzing. One should try out the hairstyle that sui

Famous Indian Politicians
The Indian Parliament would be a perfect place to demonstrate the true richness in the diversity of

India on The Up and Up.
But some of these trades are much riskier than others. Many of the countries in Eastern Europe who c

India's 2009 General Election Delivers A Surprise Outcome
Contrary to exit poll findings and widespread expectations of a closely fought race, India's ruling

GANDHIJI -The Leader of India
The people of India were also carrying on a struggle for freedom from the British rule. The

True Software Pro...
Husband is a Software Professional!!
Husband : Good evening dear, I am now logged in.
Wife

Buying E-beg.com
A poor, downtrodden beggar stands on the street, not having much luck. Exasperated and hungry he dec

The effect of leadership in management changes
EFFECT OF LEADERSHIP

When change is imposed.

Communication Skills - A Vehicle On The Road to Success
From the moment of birth, babies are learning how to communicate, building on their innate ability t