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Three coffee cups my mother loved
lie shattered on the floor.
Three ripe tomatoes splattered
when they hit the kitchen door.
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Three jumbo eggs are scrambled.
But they’re not on a plate.
Three loaves of bread are crumbled.
I’ll use the crumbs for bait.
Three Barbie dolls have lost their heads.
Three pepper mills are smashed.
Three goldfish died while doing flips.
Three model airplanes crashed.
Three lettuce heads unraveled.
Three onions came unpeeled.
My parents didn’t know who did it
till my sister squealed.
My parents are befuddled.
They think that I’ve gone nuts.
But there’s a simpler explanation:
I’m a juggling klutz.
-Bruce Lansky
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Give Back My Glove
I did not kill my lovely wife.
I did not slash her with a knife.
I did not bonk her on t
Lessons Taught
Sit up straight, speak with grace
Be a lady, fashionably late.
Always walk tall,
Best Buddies Forever
God Sent Me You At A Moment In My Life
When He Knew I Needed A Companion
Only He
Missed Birthday
I'm so sorry I missed your birthday.
A special day, I know it's true.
But birthda
CINDY WILLIAMS GUTIÉRREZ
Apney hisse ka diya khud jalaana hoga...
Khawahish Se Nahi Girtey Phal Jholi Mein
Waqt Ki Shakh Ko Mere Dost Hilana Hoga
Kuch
You Mean The World To Me
You mean the world to me.
Nothing will ever come between us.
No matter what anybo
Friendship
When we were idlers with the loitering rills,
The need of human love we little noted:
Our love
Love Is...
I believe that love is loyalty.
It will always have your back.
It will bravely st
Her Triumph
See the chariot at hand here of Love,
Wherein my lady rideth!
Each that draws is a swan or
