The Stuff I Served My Teacher


Posted on 16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by admin

The stuff I served my teacher
was pretty, fairly gross!
Like rotten eggs and lumpy milk
and burned up purple toast.
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She gave me too much homework
so I hope she gets sick
when she eats some roasted apples
with spinach flavored dip.
Porridge with bananas
and it might even have moss
And also rumor has it
that it has Tabasco sauce.
So when she eats all of this junk
I hope that she’ll get better.
We’ll have no homework for six months
Because I will never let her!
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nadiyon se dhanwan

वेदों के मंत्रों से गुंजित स्वर जिसक

Teri mohabbat sy mili hai mujhe

Teri Mohabbat Sy Mili Hai Mujhe, Dolat Is Jahan Ki...
Shehnsha-e-Mohabbat Ka Khataab Mila..

TERE BIN AB CHUP CHUP REHNA

Bin tere ab chup chup rehna acha lagta hai,

Khamosh reh ke is dard ko sehna acha lagta ha

Lovers
You were glad to-night: and now you’ve gone away.
Flushed in the dark, you put your dreams to b

A Crush...

I think your sweet, your smiles the best

your laugh bring flutters to my chest

yo

Teri Dosti Par Naaj Bhi Hain

तेरी कमी भी है, तेरा साथ भी है,

तू दू

I Couldn't Pretend

Friends indeed,

Together we will succeed.

Our dreams will come true,

Fore

Love Throughout Time

Time is like the wind,

Slow and smooth.

Time can change swiftly,

Fast and

Meri Priya ki ankhen kahin se nahi

मेरी प्रिया की आँखें कहीं से नहीं है

Faithful, Unsure Love
Through all the storms and struggles—
All the fights and tussles’,
All the disrespect, and

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