The Stuff I Served My Teacher

Posted on 16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by admin

The stuff I served my teacher
was pretty, fairly gross!
Like rotten eggs and lumpy milk
and burned up purple toast.
She gave me too much homework
so I hope she gets sick
when she eats some roasted apples
with spinach flavored dip.
Porridge with bananas
and it might even have moss
And also rumor has it
that it has Tabasco sauce.
So when she eats all of this junk
I hope that she’ll get better.
We’ll have no homework for six months
Because I will never let her!

Other poetry

To Mary
The twentieth year is well-nigh past,
Since first our sky was overcast;
Ah, would that this

Rishtey mare nahi jate

Faasle Badhne Se Rishte Mar To Nahi Jaate...

Par Sach To Yeh Hai Ke Kuch Baaki Rehta Bhi

tumhare naam ki mehndi

Tere naam ki mehendi sajai maine hatho mei

Tujhko chupaya maine apni sanso mei

Ch

BOLE SUBHASH JI

दमकी उनकी रक्तिम काया!

आजानु-बाहु �

matwali zindagi

आज रात दुख वाली है तो कल दिवाली है,

�

Har aansu mera ek shola hai

Dard apne dil ka humne

Ek arse ke bad khola hai

Bas bat ye alag hai

Ke da

Never Letting Go

She tells him she loves him when she doesn't care,

all along she plays this game unfairly

Who Nose...

Some areas long as hoses

You buy at a garden store.

Mine can be used to smell ros

AAG KI BHIKH

धुँधली हुईं दिशाएँ, छाने लगा कुहासा,

Its not the way you think
Its not that I want to hurt
Its just a wrongly put effort

Its not that I mean to offend