The Stuff I Served My Teacher


Posted on 16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by admin

The stuff I served my teacher
was pretty, fairly gross!
Like rotten eggs and lumpy milk
and burned up purple toast.
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She gave me too much homework
so I hope she gets sick
when she eats some roasted apples
with spinach flavored dip.
Porridge with bananas
and it might even have moss
And also rumor has it
that it has Tabasco sauce.
So when she eats all of this junk
I hope that she’ll get better.
We’ll have no homework for six months
Because I will never let her!
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TERI RAAHON MEIN

Koi Punjab se, koi Maharashtra se

Koi U. P. se hai, koi Bengal se

Koi Punjab se,

God's Gift To Me

You are my sunshine.

You are my shining star.

Everything I'm not,

You are

Why Did I Break Up With The Guy I Love?

You poison me with your eyes,

Your lips curving, drawing me in.

How can you trust

Never Forget

The hate that I feel inside for you

For all the crappy things you have put them through

Roty huye woh mujhse lipat kr boli...

Roty Huye Woh Mujh Sy Lipat Kr Boli,

Nafrat Hai Mujhy Tum Sy Mery Paas Na Aao....

My Friend On Your Birthday

Dear friend, let me say

something on this special day

Though we are far apart,

YADGARI KE LAMHE

जिंदगी के बहुमूल्य पल बन जाते हैं, लम

After The Party

It's getting late, I must go

I had a beer where did it go

I had to pee. I know it

Tere pyar mein

Tere pyar mein khudko aisa khoya,

Na Din Mein Soya Na Raat mein Roya,

Ab To unki

JAB AKELA HOTA HUN

Jab akela hota hoon, rula jaati hain unki yaaedin.

Fir wohi beeti baatein yaad dila jaati

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