The Stuff I Served My Teacher


Posted on 16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by admin

The stuff I served my teacher
was pretty, fairly gross!
Like rotten eggs and lumpy milk
and burned up purple toast.
Did you know?Explore Trending and Topic pages for more stories like this.
She gave me too much homework
so I hope she gets sick
when she eats some roasted apples
with spinach flavored dip.
Porridge with bananas
and it might even have moss
And also rumor has it
that it has Tabasco sauce.
So when she eats all of this junk
I hope that she’ll get better.
We’ll have no homework for six months
Because I will never let her!
95 Like 42 Dislike
Previous poetry Next poetry
Other poetry

Get Out of Bed!
"Get out of bed, you silly fool!
Get up right now, it’s time for school.
If you don’t

dost ke door ho jane ke baad

मैं ना जानू दोस्त तेरे दूर हो जाने के

Its not the way you think
Its not that I want to hurt
Its just a wrongly put effort

Its not that I mean to offend

To Fall In Love

Give me your loving,

give me your heart,

give me everything we won't be apart.

Second Best

I have a heart and it's quite broken.

I read your words as if they were spoken.

Y

Love Is Not All

Love is not all: it is not meat nor drink

Nor slumber nor a roof against the rain;

<

In Jesus I Abide

No matter what happens in my life,

Sorrow or joy, rain or shine,

Whatever befalls

Nobody's Perfect, Right?

I messed up today, not something I wanted to do.

I ruined a relationship by going off on

I Love Your Cute Smile

I love your eyes and your soft sighs.

I love your inner beauty, too.

I love the w

An Argument
've oft been told by learned friars,
That wishing and the crime are one,
And Heaven punishes d

Sign up to write
Sign up now to share your poetry.
Login   |   Register
Follow Us
Indyaspeak @ Facebook Indyaspeak @ Twitter Indyaspeak @ Pinterest RSS



Play Free Quiz and Win Cash