The Stuff I Served My Teacher


Posted on 16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by admin

The stuff I served my teacher
was pretty, fairly gross!
Like rotten eggs and lumpy milk
and burned up purple toast.
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She gave me too much homework
so I hope she gets sick
when she eats some roasted apples
with spinach flavored dip.
Porridge with bananas
and it might even have moss
And also rumor has it
that it has Tabasco sauce.
So when she eats all of this junk
I hope that she’ll get better.
We’ll have no homework for six months
Because I will never let her!
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rishtey ko sawaar lete hai

Suno…. Suno na! Kuch tum badlo, kuch hum badle.. 

Aur badalke is rishte ko dh

Love Me Tomorrow

Love me tomorrow, for it is a new day

Love me again like you did the first day

Lo

Hurt By You

Why did you have to go?

Why did you leave me in the dark all alone?

Why did you h

Now We Are Six

When I was One,

I had just begun.

When I was Two,

I was nearly new.

Pyar ka mitha dariya

दोस्ती

प्यार का मीठा दरिया है,पुक

My Love...

You make me laugh and smile

when I need a cry, even if it's only for a little while.

HAR NAZAARA RANGIN HO JATA HAI

Jab tu banke humsafar mera sath deta hai,

Har mushkil safar asaan ho jata hain.

&

KHWABO KA PARDA

Khwabon ka parda yaha par ab,

Ban

Live, Love, Laugh

Live, love, laugh,

play, fight, cry.

Time seems short when it's just you and I,

Inner Peace In Life

The wind whistles past my ears.

Closing my eyes, I lose all my fears.

The waves c

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