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'Don't let me catch sight of you...' Ajaz Khan fumes over a joke made about Amitabh Bachchan, issues a threat to Samay Raina.
Approximately 14 months after the controversy surrounding India’s Got Talent, Samay Raina has made a comeback. The comedian staged a powerful return with his show, Samay Raina Still Alive.     Upon its release, the video instantly went viral on YouTube, garnering record-breaking viewership within its first 24 hours. During the show, while performing a roast, Samay Raina made several remarks involving Amitabh Bachchan—comments for which he has now been rebuked by Ajaz Kha

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