aaj teddy day hain
लड़की – जानू आज teddy डे है
pappu ki wafe achhe mud me thi
पप्पू की वाईफ रोमांटिक मूड मे थी
ladka gaya pehli bar sasural
ek ladke ki nayi nayi shadi hui,
pehli bar sasural gaya,
saali se bola - aapke gaanv me subse mash
sahab ne bikhari diy pese kum
bikhari - sahab , pehle aap 40 repay diya
karte the or ab 20 rupay dete ho
admi -pehle
aandolan ke nitch me aliya bhat
गुर्जर आंदोलन के बीच आलिया भट्ट ने
varun or aliya ke seb
Varun – तुम खाली पेट कितने सेब खा सकती हो
mallika Sherawat or Guard
mallika Sherawat swimming pool me gyi
Guard ne mallika ko dekha to bola…
Guard – meda
rajnikant ki beti ko ankh mari
Ek Baar Ek Ladke Ne Rajanikant
Ki Beti Ko Aankh Mari.
Rajanikant Ne Uske Haath,
rakhi sawant gayi subji mandi
Rakhi Sawant Ne Sabzi Mandi Mein
Bahut Lambi Muli Dekhi Aur
Puchha Rakhi Sawant: "Ye K
hrithik roshan ka dance
- Jaisa Ki Sab Jante Hai Ki Hrithik Roshan
Ka Dance Bada Mast Hai. Ek Din Ese Hi Baaton
moru gaya doctore ke pass
motu doctore se : kal se mere ppet me dard ho raha hai
koi dawa dijiy
doctore : chekcu
shadi me jaunga ya nahi
pappu apni shadiwale din bhi udaas tha
uske ek dost ne puchha-kya hua kun udaas betha hai?
p
patni apne pati ke pass ayi
पार्टी में सुंदर लड़की से हंस-हंस कर बा
santa ne ek bar amrud kharda
Santa Ne Ek Bar Bazar Mein Amrood Khareeda Aur Khane Laga.
Achanak Usne Dekha Ki Amarood Bich
santa or uski tapasya
Bant Bhagwan Ki Tapasyaa Karna Shuru Kari.
Kafi Time Ke Baad Bhagwan Ji Uski Tapasya Se
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jangal me ghumne ga
Santa And Banta Jungle Mein Ghumne Gaye, Saamne Se Ek Sher Aa Gaya.
Banta Ne Sher Ki Aakhon Main Mi
boyfriend kanhi or milna chahta hai
boyfriend- kal se hum kanhi or milenge
girlfriend- kun ?
boyfriend- bade jalim hai teri gali
shadi ke bad
girlfriend- me shadi ke sare tumhare dukh bant lungi
boyfriend- par me dukhi kahan hun
biwi gayi moll
pati- kahan gayab thi 5 ghante se?
biwi- moll gayi thi shoping karne ,
pati- kya kya liya?
patni ki umar 48 hai
patni- janu sunte ho meri umar 48 hote huy bhi
apka ek dost mere husan ki
bat karta ha
