Poor Princess Diana!

Posted on 16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by admin

Knock, knock.
Who�s there?
Di, Di who?
See, easily forgotten.

What did Diana do in real life?
Nothing.
Why did Diana die?
Who cares?

Poor Dodi Fayed! Uninteresting alive, Just barely when dead.

We all know where Princess Di was buried, but where was Dodi buried?
Who the f*ck cares?

What was Diana�s last dessert dish?
A: Turnover.

Burger King is going to offer a Lady Di Combo: Egyptian sausage on an English muffin splattered with ketchup all over and a bottle of Perrier.

Did you hear Pizza Hut is announcing a "Princess Di Meat lover�s Pizza"?
It s made with two kinds of meat: Egyptian sausage and Welsh beaver.The princess used to like fish and chips but now she�s stuck on ribs.

Diana�s name has been changed to... The Royalty formally known as Princess Di.

What do you give to a princess who has everything?
A: A safety belt and an airbag.

What were Princess Diana�s last words?
"Darn, I can`t auction this dress now!"

Other jokes

Baap pe hua charas ka asar

Baap: Beta zindagi me kabhi Charas na peena,

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warna wo jo aage 4 Aadmi j

Vrat Nahi Rakhna

 

"पत्नी – तुम मेरे साथ करवाचौथ �

Pappu Krish Dekhne Ke Baad Ghar Se Bhaag Gaya

पप्पू krish देखने के बाद घर से  भाग गया

Gaana to Bta Pagal Ladki

 

DJ wale babu mera gaana baja do?

DJ wale babu mera gaana baja do?

Mare Jaisi Nahi Milegi

पत्नी: तुम सारी दुनिया में भी ढूंढ़ ल�

When Your Friend take Your GF For Ride

When  Your Friend take Your GF For Ride

Love is my first Priority

 

Love is my first Priority

Ladka - Mein Shadishuda Hu

 

लड़का: मैं तुमसे एक बात कहना चाह

Me While Playing PUBG

 

Me While Playing PUBG...

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Ruk Pehle Ghar Walon Ko Marta hu..

Aur Kitna Pilaoge Sahab

 

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