Zeher Recharge
The killer one
Santa: Dekh teri biwi ko saap kaat raha hai!Banta: Abey wo kaat nahi raha...uska 'Zeher' khatam ho gaya hai to wo RECHARGE Karwane
To kya doctor ko maaf kar doon??
Santa: Agar operation ke dauran mujhe kuch ho jaye to usi doctor se shaadi kar lena... Biwi: Aisa Q kehte ho ji?
Santa: To kya doctor ko maaf kar d
Wife Knows Everything
Newly married husband puts a notice in front of his residence:
FOR SALE Computer and Encyclopedia both in good condition.
Reason for selling: No lon
Who is a Girl ???
A Girl is the most Beautiful creation of God.
She starts compromising at a very tender age.
She sacrifices her chocolates for her brother.
She scar
Pizza Aadhi Raat
AADHI RAATEk admi Pizza Hut se Pizza lene gayaPizza Wala: "Aap MARRIED Ho?Aadmi : Kutte, aise tufan mein kaunsi maa apne bete ko pizza lene bhejegi..:
Husband’s Great Gift
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any s
Share The Secret o Longetivity
Grandpa was celebrating his 100th birthday and everybody complimented him on how athletic and well-preserved he appeared.
"I will tell you the secret
Fading Beauty !
In a recovery room a man was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery. His wife was sitting by his side holding his hand. His eyelids just opened
Very Friendly Friends
A sailor came home from a secret two year mission at sea only to find his wife with a new born baby. Furious, he was determined to track down the fath
Wife's Lover !
The husband finally wised up to the fact that his wife was less than faithful. He hired a private investigator to follow her and in less than a week,
Toilet Paper Miracle
Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror, complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small.
Instead of characteristicall
Wife's Lovers
"So let me get this straight," the prosecutor says to the defendant. "You came home from work early and found your wife in bed with a strange man."
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Funeral Service
A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has just passed away.
At the end of the service, the pall-bearers are carrying the casket
Cheating Wife!
A guy dials his home phone from work. A strange woman answers.
The guy says, "Who is this?"
"This is the maid," answered the woman.
"We don't have
Prescription For Love
A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some cyanide.
The pharmacist said, �Why in the world do you need cyanide?
Wedding Night
Newlyweds, Tim and Nancy, spent their wedding night at a hotel.
The following morning, Nancy's closest friend, Jennifer, came over and asked them how
What Makes a Great Couple?
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up.
"Oh, well never need that. My wife and
Valentine's Day Gift
A young woman was taking an afternoon nap.
After she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's
The New Wife
It is a myth that when a son gets married and a new daughter-in-law arrives in the family, everything changes.
The new wife (progressive Indian woman
Great News
The newly wed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have great news for you. Pretty soon we're going to be three in this house inste
