Zeher Recharge
The killer one
Santa: Dekh teri biwi ko saap kaat raha hai!Banta: Abey wo kaat nahi raha...uska 'Zeher' khatam ho gaya hai to wo RECHARGE Karwane
To kya doctor ko maaf kar doon??
Santa: Agar operation ke dauran mujhe kuch ho jaye to usi doctor se shaadi kar lena... Biwi: Aisa Q kehte ho ji?
Santa: To kya doctor ko maaf kar d
Wife Knows Everything
Newly married husband puts a notice in front of his residence:
FOR SALE Computer and Encyclopedia both in good condition.
Reason for selling: No lon
Who is a Girl ???
A Girl is the most Beautiful creation of God.
She starts compromising at a very tender age.
She sacrifices her chocolates for her brother.
She scar
Pizza Aadhi Raat
AADHI RAATEk admi Pizza Hut se Pizza lene gayaPizza Wala: "Aap MARRIED Ho?Aadmi : Kutte, aise tufan mein kaunsi maa apne bete ko pizza lene bhejegi..:
FOUR CHILDREN JOKE
A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his family: a weeping wife and four children.
Three of the children are tall, good looking and athleti
ANNIVERSARY JOKE
A husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary.
The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headston
3 GIRLFRIENDS
There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know which one to marry. So he decides to give each one $5000 and see how each of them spend
Mass Mail
The husband finally wised up to the fact that his wife was less than faithful. He hired a private investigator to follow her and, in less than a week,
IT Conversation :
Husband: (Returning late from work) "Good Evening Dear, I`m now logged in."
Wife???: Have you brought the grocery?
Husband: Bad command or filename.
professional couple..
Husband is a Software Professional!!
Husband : Good evening dear, I am now logged in.
Wife : Have you brought the ring?
Husband : Bad command or Fi
Computer engineer!
A mechanical, electrical and computer engineer were riding together to an engineering seminar when the car suddenly began jerking and shuttering.
The
Umbalo-Gong
Santa and Banta fly to the south sea islands to study the natives. They go to two adjacent islands and set to work. A few months later Santa takes a b
Lazy Husband
A man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do.
When the exam was complete, he said, "Now, Doc, I
Bad Luck
A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motio
Husband’s Great Gift
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any s
Share The Secret o Longetivity
Grandpa was celebrating his 100th birthday and everybody complimented him on how athletic and well-preserved he appeared.
"I will tell you the secret
Fading Beauty !
In a recovery room a man was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery. His wife was sitting by his side holding his hand. His eyelids just opened
Very Friendly Friends
A sailor came home from a secret two year mission at sea only to find his wife with a new born baby. Furious, he was determined to track down the fath
Wife's Lover !
The husband finally wised up to the fact that his wife was less than faithful. He hired a private investigator to follow her and in less than a week,
