ANNIVERSARY JOKE

Posted on 16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by admin

A husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary.

The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads,

'Here Lies My Wife - As Cold As Ever'."

"Yeah" she replies, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads,

'Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.'"

Other jokes

When You Are A Lion But She Calls You Baby...

When You Are A Lion But She Calls You Baby...

21 ki hui to hui shadi...

Santa ki Maa : 20 saal tak meri koi aulad nahin hui thi.

Press reporter : Fir aapne kya k

Black santa...

Fox news say Santa Claus is supposed to be white...

Student Question

छात्र :- सर राष्ट्र गान और

राष्ट्र �

Ayegi Bhi Nahi sapne Me

 

इतिहास गवाह है,

आज तक किसी के

Someone Bacche Bhagwan Ka roop Hote Hai

 

Someone ; Bacche Bhagwan Ka roop Hote Hai..

.

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Le Bacche

Bus Ka Kiraya

Girl: Aaj mere dad ne mjhe,

Tumhare Sath bike pe jate huay dekh lia.

Boy: oo

After Getting 50rs from relative.

 

After Getting 50rs from relative.

Sana Ka Bhai Sid

 

Sid ; Chai Bolo chai 

 

Sana ; Chai 

 

Santa Banta Go for Pizza

 

Santa and Banta sat down to have a Pizza.

 

Santa asks Banta