ANNIVERSARY JOKE

Posted on 16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by admin

A husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary.

The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads,

'Here Lies My Wife - As Cold As Ever'."

"Yeah" she replies, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads,

'Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.'"

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The Social Distancing Plane Has Arrived Be Like..

The Social Distancing Plane Has Arrived Be Like..

Maa da laadla

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Kid : Both

Papa : No tell me 1?

Kid

When You Are Fighting With Your Sister And Then Suddenly She Shouts Papa Dekho ye Mujhse Lad Raha Hai

 

When You Are Fighting With Your Sister And Then Suddenly She Shouts Papa Dekho ye

Pappu OR Madam

 

मैडम- जो बेवकूफ है वो खड़ा हो जा�

Chalaak Ladki

"वो छम छम करके आयी

छम छम करके चली गय�

Santa Banta Character

संता और बंता अपने चरित्र को लेकर अक्स

Height of "Ohh Shit"
A guy takes blade and writes his girlfriend's name on his forearms and ????? and ??????? Makes a s

I will never again drink

I will never again drink

Friend - Tum Meri Itni Bezzati Q Karte Ho

 

Friend - Tum Meri Itni Bezzati Q Karte Ho

Haryanvi Tau-Bidi Todegi Ke

हरयाणवी ताऊ खाट पे लेटा था

 

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