FOUR CHILDREN JOKE


Posted on 16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by admin

A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his family: a weeping wife and four children.



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Three of the children are tall, good looking and athletic; but the fourth and youngest is an ugly runt.



"Darling wife," the husband whispers, "assure me that the youngest child really is mine. I want to know the truth before I die, I will forgive you if--"



The wife gently interrupts him. "Yes, my dearest, absolutely, no question, I swear on my mother's grave that you are his father."



The man then dies, happy.



The wife mutters under her breath: "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three."
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