professional couple..

Posted on 16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by admin

Husband is a Software Professional!!
Husband : Good evening dear, I am now logged in.
Wife : Have you brought the ring?
Husband : Bad command or File name.
Wife : But I told in the mornin.......
Husband : Erroneous Syntax, Abort?
Wife : What about your salary?
Husband : File in use.
Wife : What about my new saree?
Husband : Variable not found.
Wife : At least give me your credit card, I want to do some shopping.
Husband : Sharing Violation, Access Denied.
Wife : Do you love me or do you only like computers or are you just being funny?
Husband : Too many parameters.
Wife : It was a great mistake that I married a stupid guy like you.
Husband : Data type mismatch.
Wife : You are a useless nut.
Husband : It is by default.
Wife : By the way who was in the car this morning ?
Husband : System is unstable. Press CTRL+ALT+DEL to reboot.

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Me- Tu Sambhal Ke Chala Kar..

 

Patla Fried - Kyu

 

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Teacher To santa

 

Teacher:- naade ko English mein kya kahte hai ?

Santa :- P.H.D.

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Pappu Ke Sath Coffee

Papu  – मेरे को एक बात कहनी है

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Do you have GF ?

Interviewer : Do you have a GF ?
Boy : No
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Online Classes In School Uniform

Online Classes In School Uniform

Patni ka Khauf

Last Bencher In Class

 

उस दिन मुझे भी Albert_Einstein जैसी फीलिं�

Someone Bacche Bhagwan Ka roop Hote Hai

 

Someone ; Bacche Bhagwan Ka roop Hote Hai..

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Le Bacche

When My Phone Has 5% Battery and I Am Keep Using It

 

When My Phone Has 5% Battery and I Am Keep Using It

Paani Puri

Pappu apni girlfriend se bola:
Ameer se Ameer aadmi bhi mere pitaaji ke saamne katora lekar