IT Conversation :

Posted on 16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by admin

Husband: (Returning late from work) "Good Evening Dear, I`m now logged in."
Wife???: Have you brought the grocery?
Husband: Bad command or filename.
Wife???: But I told you in the morning!
Husband: Erroneous syntax. Abort?
Wife???: What about my new TV?
Husband: Variable not found ...
Wife???: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.
Husband: Sharing Violation. Access denied...
Wife???: Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny?
Husband: Too many parameters...
Wife???: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband: Data type mismatch.
Wife???: You are useless.
Husband: It`s by Default.
Wife???: What about your Salary?
Husband: File in use ... Try later.
Wife???: What is my value in the family.
Husband: Unknown Virus

MORAL: Beware before getting married to an IT pro.

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Chai wala and Girl

Chai wala:
Oh lagdi Memer Ae

Oh lagdi Memer Ae

Bina Petrol Ki Gaadi

Bina Petrol Ki Gaadi

Zehrili Kanya

Zehrili Kanya

Quarantine Me Ko Yaar Karta Hai

Quarantine Me Ko Yaar Karta Hai

When The Whole World Is Finally Satark

When The Whole World Is Finally Satark

Me And My Frien Without Any Reason

 

Me And My Frien Without Any Reason

Sabki GF Hai Hamari Nahi

Sabki GF Hai Hamari Nahi

When Your Crush Looks At You for 3 Seconds

 

When Your Crush Looks At You for 3 Seconds..

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When I Am Watching Cartoons And Someone changes the channel

When I Am Watching Cartoons And Someone changes the channel..

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