Past Future Present
Forget about the past, you can't change it.

Forget about the future, you can't predict i

When is your Birthday
"When's your birthday?" "June 2nd." "What year?" "Every year!"

Today is my Birthday
Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing. I told my computer that today is my birthday, And it

Climbed over a Glass
Yo momma is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

Call Button
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on

Lowered the Prices
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on WalMart, she lowered the prices.

Eat the Spam
Yo momma is so poor she created a gmail account just so she can eat the spam.

Phone Number
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

April Foooooll
Hey U Know

Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1.

U Know Why??

This is a Virus
WARNING

This is a VIRUS . . .

When you turn your Computer off it WON'T WORK AG

Battery Low
Friend 1: Are yaar ye mobile to mujhe kangaal kar dega.

Friend 2: Kyu?

Friend

Confidential Information
Dad: What time did you go to bed last night?

Boy: Sorry but that information is confident

Mujh Per Hans Rahi Hai
A boy told his friend, “Yaar aik larki mujh ko hans ke dekh rahi hai“

Friend:

Dil Chura Liya
Patient to Nurse: I Love You.

Tumne mera dil chura liya hai!

Nurse: Chal hat

Order Order
Judge: Order! Order!

Pappu: Ek full chicken masala, 4 paratha, 1 kabab aur 1 coffee.

A Maths Teacher
Maths teacher asks a boy what are 2,4,10,17.

The boy replies they are HBO, ZOOM, SONY and

Vidya Ke Liye
Teacher: Tum school kyun aate ho?

Student: Vidya ke liye sir!

Teacher: Phir tu

Ek Chota Baccha
Ek chota baccha bahut der se,

Ghar ke bahar khada darwaje ki

Ghanti bajane ki

Master Ka Ghar
Bhola: Itne kum marks?

Do thappad marne chahiye.

Pappu: Haan papa, chalo

Beta Papa Se
Beta papa se: Papa main itna bada kab ho jaunga ki,

Mummy se bina poochey ghar se bahar