Alia Bhatt on Budget by Arun Jaitley


Posted on 8th Dec 2014 02:34 pm by mohit kumar

Hey Celina Jaitley….
Nice budget by your father…
regards:
Alia Bhatt
Celina replies
Thanks Alia Bhatt
Had your grandfather not discovered zero,
this budget would not have been possible!

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