Perfect Couple

Posted on 16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by admin

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple were driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the Eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. Who was the only survivor?

If there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.

Other jokes

Student Of The Year

Student Of The Year

Chand Par Paani

पब्लिक टॉयलेट में लिखा था

'दुनिया �

Aam Bhartiye Nagrik Ki Chintaye

 

Offline रहता हूं तो सिर्फ दाल, रोटी, न

When Someone Says Tere to maje Hai

 

When Someone Says Tere to maje Hai

Sardar Ne Bachayi Jaan

 

Sardar ne jalte hue makan se 6 logo ko apni jaan pe khelkar bahar nikala.

Couples After Lockdown

Couples After Lockdown

Last Question

A mathematician, statistician and accountant were finalist for a position as VP in a large corpor

aandolan ke nitch me aliya bhat

 

गुर्जर आंदोलन के बीच आलिया भट्�

Diya Jalane Ko Bola Tha Patakhe Fod Diye

 

Diya Jalane Ko Bola Tha Patakhe Fod Diye

Alia bhat and Bank

SBI Bank: Humara bank aapko bina interest ke loan de raha hai….

Alia bhat:
A