Perfect Couple


Posted on 16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by admin

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple were driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the Eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. Who was the only survivor?

Did you know?Explore Trending and Topic pages for more stories like this.
If there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.
213 Like 7 Dislike
Previous jokes Next jokes
Other jokes

Suru Majboori Me Kiya Tha Ab Maza Aa Raha hai

Suru Majboori Me Kiya Tha Ab Maza Aa Raha hai

When You Listen Nimbu Mirchi se corona bhag jata hai

When You Listen Nimbu Mirchi se corona bhag jata hai

When We Boys Try To Wear Our Father T Shirt

 

When We Boys Try To Wear Our Father T Shirt

Patni Ka Khauf Kayam Rahe

पति जैसे ही घर पहुंचा, पत्नी ने पीटना à

Delhi Me Crime Branch

 

Delhi me badte Crime aur Pollution

ke dekhte hue Devlok es natije pr phuch

Time Nikal Ke Mil Bhi Liya Karo Mere Dosto

Time Nikal Ke Mil Bhi Liya Karo Mere Dosto

Others And Me In Lockdown

Others And Me In Lockdown

Where Do I Keep Money

Wife: Wherever I keep the money our son steals it. I don't know what to do about it, where do I k

Gadha Hi Hai

पत्नी – तुम दिन भर दूसरी

महिलाओं

New April fool jokes

Aap jaisa koi meri zindagi mein aaye to baat banjaye
Aap jaisa cute meri zindagi mein aaye t

Sign up to write
Sign up now to share a joke with us.
Login   |   Register
Follow Us
Indyaspeak @ Facebook Indyaspeak @ Twitter Indyaspeak @ Pinterest RSS



Play Free Quiz and Win Cash