Perfect Couple


Posted on 16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by admin

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple were driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the Eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. Who was the only survivor?

Did you know?Explore Trending and Topic pages for more stories like this.
If there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.
213 Like 7 Dislike
Previous jokes Next jokes
Other jokes

When Friend Says Yar Tere To Maje hai

 

When Friend Says Yar Tere To Maje hai

Chappal ka Waar

माँ: सोफा लेटने के लिये नहीं बैठने के à

Kaat Daalunga

Kaat Daalunga

Golf Trouble
There was this guy who went golfing every Saturday and Sunday. It didn't matter what kind of weather

Oh lagdi Memer Ae

Oh lagdi Memer Ae

Returning From Foreign

 

Returning From Foreign

Biwi / padosan
Biwi ko apni palko par bitha lo.... de k kushi uske sare gam chura lo... pyar aisa karo ki....sub

Aamir Khan Alia Se

आलिया – आमिर तुम्हारी दंगल फिल्म बह

Taimur Be Like Apna Kaam Khallas..

 

Kareena Kapoor Khan And Saif Ali Khan Are Expecting Their Second Child

.

Me eating food without washing my hands

 

Me eating food without washing my hands.

.

.

.

Cor

Sign up to write
Sign up now to share a joke with us.
Login   |   Register
Follow Us
Indyaspeak @ Facebook Indyaspeak @ Twitter Indyaspeak @ Pinterest RSS



Play Free Quiz and Win Cash