Short Funny Jokes

Battery Low

Friend 1: Are yaar ye mobile to mujhe kangaal kar dega.

Friend 2: Kyu?


Confidential Information

Dad: What time did you go to bed last night?

Boy: Sorry but that information is confid

Mujh Per Hans Rahi Hai

A boy told his friend, “Yaar aik larki mujh ko hans ke dekh rahi hai“


Dil Chura Liya

Patient to Nurse: I Love You.

Tumne mera dil chura liya hai!

Nurse: Chal h

Order Order

Judge: Order! Order!

Pappu: Ek full chicken masala, 4 paratha, 1 kabab aur 1 coffee.


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