Teacher: Tum bade hokar kya karoge?
Student: shaadi..!!
Teacher: nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge?
Student: dulha.!!!!!!!
Teacher: oh, i mean bade hokar kya hasil karoge?
Student: dulhan...
Teacher: IDIOT mera matlab bade ho kar mummy papa k liye kya karoge?
Student: Bahu laaunga
Teacher: stupid tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hai?
Student: Pota
Teacher: he bhagwan, tumari zindagi ka kya maksad hai?
Student: Hum do humare do!!
Someone Single or mingle
Pappu: Ek Kala Bulb Dena
Shopkeeper: Bhai Sahab Kala Bulb
Nahi Hota,
Aur Kale
Jalebi ko girl dish kyun kaha jata hai?
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Kyun ki ye kabhi se
When I See My Sister Wearing My Clothes
When I See My Sister Wearing My Clothes
Jab Chai Mein Biscuit Doob Jaye
Jab Chai Mein Biscuit Doob Jaye
Me On My way To meet my friends After Quarantine
Me On My way To meet my friends After Quarantine
When You Go Outside and policeman asks bahar kyu aaya
When You Go Outside and policeman asks bahar kyu aaya..
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Teacher : Ye batao ki Duniya mei kitne desh hai ???
Pappu : Kar di na pagalon wali b
After Watching Ashwin Batting Michael Vaughan Be Like..
After Watching Ashwin Batting Michael Vaughan Be Like..
Jeene Marne Ki Kasam Khane Wale
Jeene Marne Ki Kasam Khane Wale