Me: Happy birthday!
I got you a Rubix cube!
Friend: I hate you.
Me: why?
Friend: I’m color blind
Malls- Open
Restaurants- Open
Barbershop- Open
Jo Jayada Gyaan De
Nobody;
Cheeni ke Daabe Chammach
Parampara Pratishtha Anushasan..
Friends - Bhai chai toh thandi ho gayi hai
fir bhi garam ki ta
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from
Mom to Guest be Like
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Wanda!
&nbs
Me - Asur Bol Asur
She - Asur
Me - tumhare Papa mer
Anna: Did you hear that a baby was fed on elephant’s milk and gained twenty pounds in a wee
I Need A Break
