Birthday Present

Posted on 19th Feb 2020 01:18 pm by rohit kumar

 

Me: Happy birthday! 

I got you a Rubix cube! 

Friend: I hate you. 

Me: why? 

Friend: I’m color blind

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After Reading Book For A Minute

 

After Reading Book For A Minute

When Relatives Ask For A Results

Beta tumhara result kya aaya..

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Me - Uncle Pehle ye kheer kh

Election Ke Baad Ke Haal

 

दौर-ए-चुनाव मे कहाँ कोई इंसान नज

Vo ladki hai Sahab

Vo ''hi'' bhi bolegi

Vo ''Bye' bhi Bolegi.

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Someone Do You Need Any Help

 

Someone- Do You Need Any Help..

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Me- Well Jis

patni- tabij nahi tea bag hai

शादी के अगले दिन ही अचानक पति

 

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BF-Apni Pic send kar na Chhote Bhai ko darake sulana hai

 

He - Apni Pic send kar na..

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She - Kyu kya karna hai.

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Best Picture On The Internet

Best Picture On The Internet

Santa Ke Pass Fatima Mehfooz Hai

Pest In The Kitchen After Family Goes To Sleep Be Like..

Pest In The Kitchen After Family Goes To Sleep Be Like..

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