Girl: Hello jaan kya kar rahay ho?
Boy shave kar raha hon,
Girl: Jab B Mai Tum ko call krti hun,
Tum Shave kar rahe hotay ho,
Tum din Me kitni dafa Shave krty ho?
Boy: 30/40 dfa
Girl: Tum Pagal ho?
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Boy: Nahi jaan Main "Naaiee" hon..
THIS IS A CLASSIC ::
Santa ne facebook pe apna account banaya
aur
Still Thinking Gaadi Aakhir Palati Kaise..
Still Thinking Gaadi Aakhir Palati Kaise..
Kon Galat Afwah Fela Raha Tha
Me Giving Some Of My Snacks To My Friends Be Like
Me Giving Some Of My Snacks To My Friends Be Like
Whenever Mom Says jaa jakar bahar se saman Lekar aa..
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Bete Ke Whastapp se Pitaji Khush
पिता- बेटा, ये लो 1 हजार रुपए।
पुत
संता और बंता शराब के नशे में धुत्त हो
Santa (on phone): Maa, khushkhabri hai!
Maa: Bolo beta.
Santa: Hum
In Exam Days deactivate all accounts
Before exam..
I will deactivate all my social sites..
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At Night Me Trying To Sleep Peacefully Street Dogs Be Like..
At Night Me Trying To Sleep Peacefully Street Dogs Be Like..
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