Girl: Hello jaan kya kar rahay ho?
Boy shave kar raha hon,
Girl: Jab B Mai Tum ko call krti hun,
Tum Shave kar rahe hotay ho,
Tum din Me kitni dafa Shave krty ho?
Boy: 30/40 dfa
Girl: Tum Pagal ho?
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Boy: Nahi jaan Main "Naaiee" hon..
यमराज – लड़की, चलो अब इस संसार
Everyone Next Day Of Diwali Morning..
Everyone Next Day Of Diwali Morning..
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10 years old me
Wife: Jab Tum Desi Sharab
peete Ho To Mujhe Paaro Kehte ho
&
Tauba Tauba Tauba Sara Mood Kharab kar diya
Tauba Tauba Tauba Sara Mood Kharab kar diya
"पत्नी – कैसा रहा सफर ?
संता – थक
ना आसमान से टपकाए गए हो;
ना ऊपर से ग
गांधी जी के तीन बंदर थे लेकिन Jio
Irrfan Khan Best Line
When My friend Says
Bohot harami cheez hai tu..
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My Phone When I Say Want To Buy Something
My Phone When I Say Want To Buy Something
