Kya Kar Rahay Ho

Posted on 20th Feb 2015 02:44 pm by mohit kumar

Girl: Hello jaan kya kar rahay ho?

Boy shave kar raha hon,

Girl: Jab B Mai Tum ko call krti hun,

Tum Shave kar rahe hotay ho,

Tum din Me kitni dafa Shave krty ho?

Boy: 30/40 dfa

Girl: Tum Pagal ho?
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Boy: Nahi jaan Main "Naaiee" hon..

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Mobile ki Battery

Zindagi mein baaki kuch 100% ho na ho.
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Ghar se bahar Nikalte waqt.<

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GF And BF Means

लो..और सुन लो

 

BF मतलब “बकरा फ़

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Kaun Sa Department

TEACHER: Wo Kaun Sa Department hai,

Jisme Aurat Kaam Nahi Kar Sakti..??

STUD

I was in the restroom

I was in in the public restroom

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice in the oth

Shakti Kapoor on Call Centre

 

Shakti: AAAuuuuuu…mera naam hai balllllllllma. Thank you for calling aaauuu

Dukandar Chuna Lagata Hai

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