Kya Kar Rahay Ho


Posted on 20th Feb 2015 02:44 pm by mohit kumar

Girl: Hello jaan kya kar rahay ho?

Boy shave kar raha hon,

Girl: Jab B Mai Tum ko call krti hun,

Tum Shave kar rahe hotay ho,

Tum din Me kitni dafa Shave krty ho?

Boy: 30/40 dfa

Girl: Tum Pagal ho?
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Boy: Nahi jaan Main "Naaiee" hon..

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