Girl: Hello jaan kya kar rahay ho?
Boy shave kar raha hon,
Girl: Jab B Mai Tum ko call krti hun,
Tum Shave kar rahe hotay ho,
Tum din Me kitni dafa Shave krty ho?
Boy: 30/40 dfa
Girl: Tum Pagal ho?
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Boy: Nahi jaan Main "Naaiee" hon..
When someone Tries To April Fool Me
When someone Tries To April Fool Me
कंजूस लड़की दुकानदार से :-
ऐसा साबु
Yaar Ye Apni Shaadi Pe Dulha Banega Ya Dulhan
Yaar Ye Apni Shaadi Pe Dulha Banega Ya Dulhan
Lockdown Me New Emojis
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
Nobel…that&rsq
Bhai esa Kya kaam karta hai jo itna busy rehta hai tu aaj kal.
Friend- Bhai esa Kya kaam karta hai jo itna busy rehta hai tu aaj kal.
.
It’s been raining for days now and my husband seems very depressed by it...
He keep
GF- 1 Message 10 logo ko kese bheju
लड़की का मोबाइल बैलेंस खत्म हो ज
Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
He died
बेटा (अपनी मां से) :- मम्मी, आज मेर