Girl: Hello jaan kya kar rahay ho?
Boy shave kar raha hon,
Girl: Jab B Mai Tum ko call krti hun,
Tum Shave kar rahe hotay ho,
Tum din Me kitni dafa Shave krty ho?
Boy: 30/40 dfa
Girl: Tum Pagal ho?
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Boy: Nahi jaan Main "Naaiee" hon..
Jaldi Bol Subah Panvel Nikalna Hai
Jaldi Bol Subah Panvel Nikalna Hai
When People force me to dance
My New Year Resolution Be Like...
My New Year Resolution Be Like...
Friends - Bhai tu hospital kyu gaya tha..
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Me - sabji Lene A
Boy: Mujhse Shaadi Karogi
Girl: Kya?
Boy: Achhi Film Hai Na?
Rahul gandhi khana kha rhe the.
Tabhi unke pass ek mantri ka phone aaya.
Mantri &
Agla Sawal Karo
When Someone asks - Kaha rehte ho ajkal
When Someone asks - Kaha rehte ho ajkal
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