Kya Kar Rahay Ho

Posted on 20th Feb 2015 02:44 pm by mohit kumar

Girl: Hello jaan kya kar rahay ho?

Boy shave kar raha hon,

Girl: Jab B Mai Tum ko call krti hun,

Tum Shave kar rahe hotay ho,

Tum din Me kitni dafa Shave krty ho?

Boy: 30/40 dfa

Girl: Tum Pagal ho?
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Boy: Nahi jaan Main "Naaiee" hon..

Other jokes

Whenever I Become Angry My Inner Feelings

 

Whenever I Become Angry My Inner Feelings

Adnan Sami Ke Ghar Chor

Exams Results Be Like

 

Exams Results..

 

Best friend - 53%

Me - 54%

Bahar Ki Chije Nahi Khani

पप्पू समोसे को खोलकर

अंदर का मसाल�

Conductor lagty ho conductor

 

People Wearing this Bag thinks they look cool..

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Stupid Santa

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?

Santa: An old king's skeleton.

Tourist: Who's th

Din me Bolne ka moka dijiye

औरत - डॉक्टर साहब, मेरे पति नींद में

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Truecaller Pese Laya

Truecaller Pese Laya

Aaj Maine Namkeen Mixture Ko Unmix Kiya

 

Aaj Maine Namkeen Mixture Ko Unmix Kiya

Someone Pyar Ke Bina Nahi Ji Sakte Me Be Like

Someone Pyar Ke Bina Nahi Ji Sakte..

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Me - Toh Saley Mein Ke