Punjabi marries a South Indian.. Banner outside marriage hall says: SODA weds DOSA..
Panjabi walks in late for the wedding
Punjabi: Shadi ki Rasam hui?
South Indian: Pahila Shadi hoga, baad mein Rassam milega. Rascala!
Memory card Nahi Ration card Hai
Jatt : Mujhe mobile me MP3 songs dalwane hai.
Mobile Shop Wala : Memory ca
Republic TV Got No Chill....
patni- btao mene shadi ke din kon si saadi pehni thi
पत्नी पति से –
Bete Ke Whastapp se Pitaji Khush
पिता- बेटा, ये लो 1 हजार रुपए।
पुत
Patni- Sutli Bomb ka kya karoge
पति- सुतली बम है क्या??
Jalta hai mujhse majnu
2 Dosto me 1 ek GF Ban Gayi to Bhadak Gaya..
Saala Jalta Hai Mujhse
Tomorrow I'll Sure Wake Up early In The Morning
Tomorrow I'll Sure Wake Up early In The Morning
When Relatives Ask For A Results
Beta tumhara result kya aaya..
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Me - Uncle Pehle ye kheer kh
Oye Rukk Batate Huye Ja Ye Bali React Mila Ya Nahi
Oye Rukk Batate Huye Ja Ye Bali React Mila Ya Nahi
Parents - Won't Send Kids To School Till COVID-19 Cases become Zero
Parents - Won't Send Kids To School Till COVID-19 Cases become Zero..
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