Santa- Daant Dheela Kar Do Bas

Posted on 5th Feb 2020 01:08 pm by rohit kumar

 

Santa – डॉक्टर साहब मेरे दांत में बहुत दर्द है

Doctor – दांत निकलना पड़ेगा

Santa  – कितने रुपये लगेंगे ?

Doctor – 200 रुपये

Santa  ये लो 40 रुपये,

ढीला कर दो बस , बाकी मैं खुद कर लूंगा

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Sir - Khana

Baap Ki Tulna Bill gates

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When you Paas The Exams

 

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Without even

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